[轉錄][童年] 當班長.........

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: willy (陰天．晴天) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [童年] 當班長......... 時間: Tue Dec 2 17:52:46 2008 國中時曾被級任老師婊到所以當了班長 當時的班長提名： 1. 王聰明 (連任過一次)　 2. willy (被好友亂提名) 但因為沒有別人被提名，所以就這樣投了票，結果： 1. 王聰明 (連任過一次)　　　高票當選 2. willy (被好友亂提名)　　 麻吉票２票 老師看了結果，點點頭，說了一句石破天驚的話： 「因為王聰明之前當過班長了，所以就讓willy當班長，王聰明當副班長」 全班都囧掉，我則是：　囧rz 囧到趴 但我國中時是個不敢大聲嚷嚷的小嫰咖 所以不太敢管秩序，大家也漸漸不把我當一回事 有一天班上很吵，吵到快翻天了 我決定要硬起來 因此鼓起莫大的勇氣 氣運丹田，大叫一聲：「不要吵了！！！」 當下真是石破天驚，全班都靜下來，很驚訝地看著我 此時，在一片寂靜下 「噗～～～...噗噗...」 .........我放了一個響屁　(氣運丹田的副作用) 死寂了兩秒 同學A: 「班長你叫我們安靜是要聽你放屁嗎？」 囧rz......... 之後依然是個沒地位的小班長 -- 一步 兩步 只要前進 總會成功 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.20.169.171
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阿~~~嘶~~~~
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這個好。
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我還沒下班耶~~差點噴出來~~
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有笑有推~~~太好笑了~~~~
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士官長:一個屁都管不住怎麼帶班 等下來我房間找我
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班長有什麼了不起!我小時候也當過班長...
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對呀~
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天啊！！這實在是太好笑了
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在辦公室狂笑~~~~~~~
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我幫原PO補充 這是個水屁
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班長眉頭一皺，感到這屁不單純
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叫大家安靜這樣才聽得清楚 噗哧
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD班長眉頭一皺，感到這水屁不單純
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丹田用力！！
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我笑到被口水嗆到。(正好在喝青茶...)
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原PO帥~
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原po是葉大雄？
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XD
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我的鍵盤上都被噴到口水了啦XDDDDD
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我笑瘋了...你真寶耶..
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原PO 你太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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是我可能1整個星期在班上都抬不起頭吧 超丟臉XD
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XD
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好笑XDDDD
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喀！害我狂笑ＸＤDDD D
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XD..........
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同學A: 「班長你叫我們安靜是要聽你放屁嗎？」
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可以當板標嗎XDDDDDDDD
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卡莉法：這是性騷擾！
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超好笑!!!
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我噴了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
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很好笑
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王聰明:想當年我花了三個月才練成 大喊後不會放屁(撫鬚)
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笑死我了
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後面一句同學問說班長是叫我們安靜聽你放屁那裡有笑 　　
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班長你叫我們安靜是要聽你放屁嗎？
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XDDDDDDDDD想當初我也是個沒什麼魄力的班長﹨(╯▽╰)∕
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沒魄力的班長+1 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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這個好好笑XD
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我笑ㄌXD
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