[轉錄]加油笨事
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作者: eboss (Sam) 看板: StupidClown
標題: 加油笨事
時間: Fri Apr 11 13:38:36 2008
看到板標
想到去年加油遇到的事
在別板po過.去挖了出來跟大家分享一下
去年某天去曾經打工過的加油站加油
一到站門口遠遠就看到前同事"W"在指指點點跟旁人說些什麼
似乎是在教新人
一進站伸手跟他打了招呼
W : 你來的正好.讓我徒弟實習一下吧!
我 : 哦!好呀
W 轉頭跟新人說 : 就照我剛剛跟你說的服務流程.來...作一遍給我看
我打開油蓋站在一旁
新人 : 您好!謝謝光臨…
我 : 囧rz!!感覺頭頂有一群烏鴉飛過
W : 喂~~~~你在幹麻??!!都還沒有加油!什麼謝謝光臨!!
新人 : 我忘記了…
W : 您好!歡迎光臨!請問加什麼油?請問加多少?需要統編嗎?有會員卡嗎?
W : 來....再來一次!!
新人 : 您好!請問加什麼油??
我 : 95
W : 後面的要問啦!我剛剛有問那麼少句嗎?
新人 : 哦!!
W : 再一次!! (臉色開始難看)
新人 : 請問加多少?
我 : 加滿!!
新人 : 請問有指定的加油師父嗎??
請問有指定的加油師父嗎??
請問有指定的加油師父嗎??
我 : a.....沒有!! (強忍笑)
忍著笑.
等到加完油一路狂笑騎回家.........
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