[轉錄]性姿勢

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: greenday1006 (人心中都有安全期) 看板: StupidClown 標題: 性姿勢 時間: Fri Nov 16 12:16:24 2007 以下要講的是跟大家說 ○" 這姿勢的危險性 )) ○r27\" 話說之前讀書讀到一半~忽然我室友A的女友很大聲在罵我室友 而且好像還有在哭~然後就聽到很大的甩門聲~就看他女友衝下樓了 我跟我另一個室友B趕快跑到我我室友A的房間去~看到我室友沒穿衣服在找他內褲 整個畫面就很不健康...然後他找到後就急急忙忙穿上內褲就衝下樓找他女友 後來問他才知道~原來他在跟他女友交配時 (請看示意圖) / / 牆 / / 要去了~○ )) 嗯嗯 ○r27\" 到最後衝刺過程~太大力~結果他女朋友就頭撞到牆好幾下~而且是超大力 / / 牆 / ○ (太專注完全沒發覺出人命的室友A) )) 碰碰- 冏r27\" 之後他女友就哭了~然後一直罵他~穿好衣服拿好騎車回家... 好死不死我室友B剛在外面停車處洗好車~整個花崗岩地板都是濕的 我室友A衝下樓看他女朋友發動機車要走了~情急之下抓住機車後面就是後坐在手 撐住的地方~結果他女朋友整個滑倒犁田....2次傷害... 接下來根本就在演分手擂台~她拿安全帽打我朋友~又脫鞋子要追打我朋友 結果追我朋友的時候又滑倒了...最後2個抱在一起哭... 比民視意難忘還精采...所以提醒各位要使用這姿勢一定要注意周邊環境 還有女友要打妳~假如不會很痛就讓她槌一下~不然她會很衰一直滑倒... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 222.156.72.34
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11/16 12:18,
水啦!!
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11/16 12:18,
有笑有推~~~祝他們早日康復
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11/16 12:19,
我笑了XD
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11/16 12:19,
比民視意難忘還精采XDDDD
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11/16 12:19,
好危險
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11/16 12:19,
我很不道德的笑了~~~ XDDDDDDD
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11/16 12:21,
這畫面真的很好笑....
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XD
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...囧
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11/16 12:22,
這個太好笑了 ....
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11/16 12:22,
推"比民視意難忘還精采"=口=
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11/16 12:22,
有笑有推XD
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11/16 12:24,
大推呀!!!!!!!!!!
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真歡樂...
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男生要用保險套，女生請戴安全帽。(那邊那個沒繫安全帶!
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11/16 12:25,
感情更融洽了吧
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11/16 12:25,
很想推爆這篇 因為他害我上課直接笑出來了 orz
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11/16 12:25,
我笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDD
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11/16 12:26,
推 比民視意難忘還精采XDDDD
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11/16 12:27,
XDDDDDD我好沒同情心的笑了...
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11/16 12:28,
豪豪笑
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11/16 12:28,
我不爭氣的笑了 囧"
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11/16 12:28,
男生要用保險套，女生請戴安全帽。(那邊那個沒繫安全帶
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11/16 12:29,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~~~
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11/16 12:29,
這真是太好笑了XDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD天阿 太精彩了
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11/16 12:29,
靠杯...滿分！　　　　笑翻了
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11/16 12:30,
XDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~~~~~~~~~
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11/16 12:31,
推 比民視意難忘還精采XD 現在不是愛了嗎？
11/16 12:31
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11/16 12:31,
好沒愛心的笑了!! 哈哈~~~~~~~
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11/16 12:32,
太傳神了XD
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11/16 12:32,
真的有好笑...
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太誇張了吧!!!
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11/16 12:33,
有笑有推~~~XDDD
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11/16 12:34,
哈哈哈 超好笑啦XDDDDDD
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還有 349 則推文
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11/17 22:38,
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※ chonhan:轉錄至看板 CMCKguitar13 11/17 23:38
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11/18 00:12,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD大笑啦
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一對寶
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噓
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還是推文數69比較適合這一篇
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11/18 11:36,
XD...
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11/18 14:17,
這篇實在是太爆笑了吧
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實在太精彩了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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推最後抱在一起哭XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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11/18 19:25,
男生要戴保險套，女生要戴安全帽XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XD
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※ SPKing:轉錄至看板 NTUEE-MBElab 11/19 00:01
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11/19 00:51,
推比意難忘還精采!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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笑到掛了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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11/19 11:07,
比民視意難忘還精采XDDD
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※ wilsonlee:轉錄至看板 NSYSU_MIS_97 11/19 15:08
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11/19 15:35,
超爆笑啦～ 哈哈哈哈！
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11/19 21:33,
有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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11/20 01:02,
硍 太爆笑了
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11/20 01:36,
XDD 哈哈 太屌了20頁的推文
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11/20 02:03,
我大笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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11/21 10:31,
XD!超好笑的!!
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11/21 14:49,
比意難忘還精采XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!推最後抱在一起哭XDD/
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11/24 12:01,
...最後2個抱在一起哭...
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12/01 13:00,
應該是很悲慘的事，不知道為什麼我笑到無法停止
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12/16 20:08,
好可憐喔~~室友A應該乖乖給女友揍幾拳才對啊!!!
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12/19 01:16,
推比意難忘還精采!!!!!!!!!
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