[轉錄]貍貓換太子的高粱酒

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: justmiyo (歡迎光臨,菸酒幫) 看板: StupidClown 標題: 貍貓換太子的高粱酒 時間: Wed Jul 4 20:22:11 2007 記得高中的時候,開始喜歡喝酒 無聊喝酒、難過喝酒、開心也喝酒 什麼酒我都喝,雖算不上嗜酒如命,不過幾乎夜夜笙歌 愛喝酒這件事情,我對家人始終保密 在他們面前我絕對都裝成乖乖牌的樣子 怎麼能讓辛苦養育我的父母失望呢!!!! 記得那天深夜,心情真的是悶到爆,身上又沒錢買酒 撇見開著昏黃壁燈的客廳,在電視櫃上,有瓶開過剩下一半的金門58高梁 天呀!!真是一大甘霖!!!趕緊找出馬克杯 心急的我,旋開酒瓶,一不小心就咕嘟咕嘟的把杯子裝的滿滿 頓時酒香四溢,壯起豪膽,三兩口的就幹光杯子裏的高梁 三分鐘後,我感覺我有點不勝酒力 正想跺回房間酣睡入夢之時,突然想起 酒瓶怎麼辦? 整個丟掉老爸也許以後還要喝 把它放回原位嗎?可是酒瓶幾乎都是空的 大概是喝醉了吧,我想到一個萬全的方法(至少當時是這樣想的) 將它灌入白開水放回櫃子!!!!!! 之後...我帶著滿足且安心的心情,愉快的睡了 幾個禮拜後,在晚餐的餐桌上,老爸很生氣的質問我 老爸:你是不是偷喝酒!!!??? 我:這...這個...(正在考慮要不要老實回答) 老爸:我在問你,你是不是偷喝我放在櫃子上的高粱酒(非常的激動且大聲) 我:爸...對不起...是我喝的 這時,老爸突然和緩了下來 老爸:兒子呀...喝酒沒有關係,喝完的酒瓶就丟掉,不要把它裝進開水 你知道爸爸今天拿出那罐"高梁"請朋友喝時有多丟臉嗎...? -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.141.51.175

07/04 20:23,
我笑了~~XDDDD
07/04 20:23

07/04 20:24,
客人:阿~你怎麼拿水給我喝阿!
07/04 20:24

07/04 20:24,
以水代酒 禮輕情意重 XDDD
07/04 20:24

07/04 20:26,
老爸:多喝水沒事 沒事多喝水
07/04 20:26

07/04 20:27,
XDDDD
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07/04 20:28,
XDDDD
07/04 20:28

07/04 20:28,
誠實的原PO XDDD
07/04 20:28

07/04 20:29,
老爸:兒子阿...挖洞完po笨版...真是好樣的
07/04 20:29

07/04 20:30,
XDDDD
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07/04 20:31,
XDDD
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07/04 20:30,
我也笑了XD 話說我也喜歡喝高梁>///<
07/04 20:30

07/04 20:33,
XDDDD
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07/04 20:34,
呵呵
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07/04 20:33,
我沒喝過高粱 不過我也曾經偷喝老爸的冰酒再換成葡萄汁..
07/04 20:33

07/04 20:34,
原po醉的可真厲害
07/04 20:34

07/04 20:35,
冰酒跟葡萄汁...差很多...
07/04 20:35

07/04 20:35,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
07/04 20:35

07/04 20:35,
以水代酒好阿XDDDDD 酒少喝點吧
07/04 20:35

07/04 20:36,
XDD
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07/04 20:37,
XDDD
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07/04 20:38,
XD
07/04 20:38

07/04 20:38,
我小學時把保力達當紅茶乾過,媽媽還笑得很開心
07/04 20:38

07/04 20:40,
XDDDDDD
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07/04 20:44,
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
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07/04 20:44,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/04 20:45,
滿分
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07/04 20:45,
你蠻猛的
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07/04 20:48,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/04 20:50,
YOU WIN
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07/04 20:51,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
07/04 20:51

07/04 20:51,
XDDDDDDDDDDD 你老爸請朋友喝的是日本酒的最高境界啊
07/04 20:51

07/04 20:52,
話說高梁加水會變很好喝...
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07/04 20:55,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
07/04 20:55

07/04 20:57,
哈~少喝酒吧
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07/04 20:59,
這是國王的高粱..人客阿~請!! > <"
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07/04 21:01,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/04 21:04,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/04 21:05,
哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/04 21:08,
XDDD
07/04 21:08
還有 116 則推文
還有 1 段內文
07/05 16:20,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/05 16:49,
쀠推文也好笑XD
07/05 16:49

07/05 18:05,
XD
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07/05 18:52,
原po酒量真好喝了一大馬克杯的高梁
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07/05 19:12,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDd我笑了
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07/05 19:24,
笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/05 19:41,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/05 19:48,
XD
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07/05 20:01,
XDDDD
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07/05 20:34,
XDDDDD
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07/05 20:38,
讓我好丟臉
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07/05 20:47,
怎麼有點華盛頓砍櫻桃樹故事的感覺...XD
07/05 20:47

07/05 21:39,
我們客棧裡的桂花酒可是連當朝貴妃都愛不釋手呢!!
07/05 21:39

07/05 21:54,
It is good to drink?
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07/05 21:56,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/05 22:40,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/05 23:30,
XD
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07/06 00:42,
Good job!! XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/06 00:43,
XDDDD 我笑了...
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07/06 02:10,
XDDDDD
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07/06 03:45,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/06 07:56,
夜夜笙歌....好像原PO喝完酒後還有其它活動的感覺! XD
07/06 07:56

07/06 12:39,
噗噗~~~ 很帥氣的老爸~~ XD
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07/06 14:16,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/06 17:57,
XDDDDDDDDDDD 我大笑~~
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07/06 20:24,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/06 23:07,
怎麼想到 頭文字D的黃秋生
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07/06 23:34,
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07/07 01:30,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/07 02:59,
笑死我了XDDD
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07/07 14:10,
老爸~放太久,酒精蒸發了啦~ XD
07/07 14:10

07/07 23:56,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/08 22:49,
XD
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07/11 10:52,
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07/11 19:09,
[超幹]參了酒的水還敢拿出來給客人喝?!
07/11 19:09

07/12 01:11,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/13 17:58,
XDDD
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07/17 22:20,
XDDDDDDD
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07/22 11:09,
靠,我笑到飆淚了 XD
07/22 11:09
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