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作者: green520 (星星月亮太陽) 看板: StupidClown
標題: 國光號上的長舌婦
時間: Wed Oct 27 20:40:17 2004
兩個禮拜前 我搭國光號回台北去
因為是夜車 車開到新竹時 乘客都睡的差不多了
這時 坐我後面的人手機突然響了起來
那個人接起手機後 就開始用不是全車也至少半車聽得到的聲音
開始嘰哩呱啦地大聊特聊 聊了至少十分鐘以上 把全車大概一半以上的人都吵醒了
從聲音推斷 應該是一個二三十歲的女人在跟人七嘴八舌 講一些無聊的八卦
"你知道那個小王吧~~~厚~~~居然想泡那個XX部門的XXX......."
嗚嗚 我也不是故意想偷聽啊
可是這個長舌婦就是在我正後方講個沒完 讓我聽的一清二楚
好像電話不是他打出去的 就可以這樣講的一點節制都沒有
長舌婦講了十幾分鐘後 不知道討論到什麼 突然大喊:"不行~~~!!!"
哇哈哈~~機不可失!!
我立刻用標準的台灣國語大聲接下去:"通通要拿去做雞精!!!!"
結果全車笑的東倒西歪 連司機也在偷笑 死長舌婦就默默地把電話給掛了<( ̄︶ ̄)>
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洪日慶:實不相瞞,我看閣下從頭到腳指頭,沒有一處不入乞丐的型格啊!
蘇 燦:又如何? 洪日慶:就是說閣下註定討飯討一輩子啊!
蘇 燦:嗚~~還是不跟你說了,我想睡一會兒先。
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