[情報] 剛剛校門口很緊張
以下是戰地記者小日本為您帶來的校門口最新消息
就在剛剛貳拾参號深夜十一點三十分左右,在校門口差點發生了一件車禍,根據目擊者
黑雞嬸提供給日本消息指出,一名年約十八歲的大一女性,在校門口柒拾壹便利店前,
發動他的愛車,深灰色三陽高手一百西西斜板股煞款式重型機車,戴上他的小紅哈利帽
,準備往校門口前進,無奈該名女騎士忘記了,拾壹點過後校門口只開放左側大門雙向
通行,而瞄準校門右側油門大灌前進,但是就在他忽然發現右側大門沒開,轉向左側之
際,一亮粉色系山葉慢跑可動一百西西機車,正往路口緩緩行駛過來,就在那剎那,小
紅帽騎士忽然大力剎車!!!!!!!!現場在聽到輪胎的尖銳聲之後,小紅帽的前輪
稍稍的碰到了緩緩行駛騎士的前輪後,停了下來!但小紅帽環顧一下前方騎士安全無誤
之後,又隨即大灌油門往校門方向離去。
根據有在吸食強力膠的長鴻香蕉機車行老闆火柴指出,舊款高手一百西西機車的反應靈
敏,油門大灌之後便可彈射出去,該名女騎士這樣做,是個不太好的示範,請各位道友
切勿學習!
以上是戰地記者小日本為您採訪黑密罵新聞,感謝收看!
噓標題我就改標題,噓排版我也改排版,噓內文指是你的思考模式跟我不同,不想為了
這樣就改內文縮起來,跟個咖仔一樣。基本上學校除了新生近來以外,一些本身就騎車
危險的在校生也跟著回來,這一個月內救護車跟巡邏車一樣逛免錢的,本想用有趣的方
式把看到的東西講出來,可是有部分使用者不認同,那就讓她們去不認同好了,大不了
跳過這篇換下篇收看,也希望女騎士自己騎車小心一點,基本上要是該名同學晚個一兩
秒沒注意,衰小的是剛從校門口出來的那位,是誰希望自己好好的出校門出到一半就被
大力的a下去?他那個速度撞下去,就算前差沒歪,殼也都爛了。
一大早起來本想做早操,誰知道反而手指的筋骨先開了,真有趣。
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