[轉錄][耍冷] 蚯蚓的決心
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作者: a1100579 (我的朋友呢。) 看板: joke
標題: [耍冷] 蚯蚓的決心
時間: Sat Oct 21 21:43:39 2006
這是我從信箱發現的,覺得還及格,希望大家不要見怪。
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禮拜天放假,蚯蚓兒子閒著沒事,
就把自己切成兩段打羽毛球去了。
蚯蚓媽媽高興有這麼聰明的兒子,
也把自己切成四段自個打麻將去了。
無聊爸爸受到兒子與老婆的啟發,
就把自己剁碎在砧板上奄奄一息了。
蚯蚓媽媽聞訊趕來,傷心地說; 老公你這是幹嘛呀!
蚯蚓爸爸虛弱得說:
我...我想踢場足球 ------ __
蚯蚓媽媽回頭一看 又看到接近絞肉狀態的蚯蚓爺爺......
蚯蚓媽媽: 爸!?爸!?振作點 您這是幹麻??????
蚯蚓爺爺:
我......我......我想代表二十萬人去凱道靜坐......
(說完......氣絕......)
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