Re: 四年英文短劇比賽成果
※ 引述《hsiaoyun722 (一起到高雄裝貴婦)》之銘言：
: Dr. Ku, you must be kidding me.
: How come you remember all lines and
: how come you have "TIME" to type them all.
: -______-川
Don't you know there is something called "computer" in the world?
Don't you know there is some system called "Word" in a PC?
Don't you know there is some function called "save the file" in "Word"?
: ※ 引述《chunghao (辜小弟)》之銘言：
: : ^^^^^^ Nay, you are the gossiping woman, Allison. :)
: : For refreshing your memory, here comes the beginning of
: : the most tragic comedy -- Love Foes, Love Fools
: : Act One
: : [Apollia, a reasonable angel is visiting Padua with a sentimental angel,
: : Venusia. Allison and Hera are gossiping, while Mrs. William is coming.
: : There are bursts of laughter while the curtains are being drawn open.]
: : ALLISON Hey, Mrs. William. What a nice dress! Where did you buy it?
: : MRS. WILLIAM Surely. My husband brought it on his pilgrimage to Canterbury.
: : HERA Look at the fabric! It must cost your husband lots of pounds.
: : MRS WILLIAM You know, a woman is born to go with jewelry, silk, and diamonds.
: : A woman like me definitely deserves these things.
: : [She further shows off her necklace, rings, and other jewelry.]
: : ALLISON I so envy you. You are really the most blessed woman in Padua.
: : [At the same time, Benedick, Claudio, and John are coming in to join these
: : three women's chattering. They are all taking at the back of the stage.]
: : BENEDICK Good morrow, ladies. [He salutes to them.]
: : MRS WILLIAM Good morrow, young men. [Claudio and John salute to her.]
: : ALLISON Hey, here comes the shrew of Padua, Katherina. Everybody, hold your
: : breath.
: : HERA That's right. Don't look at her directly, or she will turn to into
: : stone!
: : [Katherina walks from the right end of the stage to the right.
: : Seeing them peeping at her, she steps heavily on the ground, stares at them,
: : and then walks on her way.]
: : ALLISON See, that's our notorious Kate, the cat that will scratch you all
: : over if you piss her off.
: : JOHN No, No. You don't need to piss her off before she scratches you all
: : over. [Laughing.]
: : CLAUDIO That's right, pal. She is the apple of her father's eye.
: : The SOUR apple!
: : HERA [To Benedick.] Oh, Benedick. You won't like that kind of woman,
: : will you?
: : BENEDICK I want to live longer, Hera. That shrew is above my head.
: : However, if she is Bianca, I will marry her and love her with all
: : my heart.
: : HERA [Sour grapes.] Bianca won't fall in love with a peasant like you.
: : ALLISON Hey, do you know Katherina's father is asking someone to marry Kate
: : before his second daughter, Bianca, to get married?
: : MRS WILLIAM It seems that both of them will be spinsters for the rest of
: : their lives.
: : [Hearing that, all of them laugh, for they know nobody will dare to pop the
: : question to Kate. Then, they continue their chatting about Katherina at the
: : back of the stage.]
: : APOLLIA See, the world is in chaos. People love to gossip, and this kind of
: : love is the very root of all the mess. For love begets hatred,
: : and hatred comes with jealousy and violence.
: : VENUSIA Quite contrary. It's love that makes man so charming.
: : Isn't God always proud of the invention of man, for they are really
: : unique.
: : ........................................................
: : 現在看到劇本還是忍不住大笑...
: : If only I could turn back the time...
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