[轉錄][童年] 高三生的作文

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: lu3yao (放空之神) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [童年] 高三生的作文 時間: Sun Sep 21 13:43:40 2008 當年我們班上有一位奇葩, 是足球社的社長兼班上的文藝青年, 興趣是寫寫小詩或是偶爾來個長篇浪漫愛情故事。 他隨身都會帶著一本作品集, 畢竟靈感跟大便一樣,你不知道它何時會冒出來。 這樣的一位少年, 竟然在模擬考的國文作文拿了前所未見的低分! 老師公布分數的時候大家都震驚了! 之後我去跟他要了作文紙來看... 題目是什麼我已經忘了, 我只記得那真是一段完美的愛情故事! 故事主角是一對高中的同學, 兩人彼此交織的情感濃縮在小小的一面作文紙中, 我的眼淚跟鼻涕在交戰哪一個要先流出來, 我腦中完全不知道為什麼這樣的好作品會低分, 老師到底在想什麼!! 我沉浸在故事中,彷彿我就是故事男主角一般, 總算,男主角與女主角約在放學後的校門口, 女主角向著男主角緩步走來, 結局到底!? 翻面! 她就被車撞死了。 ”這啥小!?” ”要交卷了嘛” ”如果再給我五分鐘她就不會死了” -- ▁ ▁ ▁▂▁▁▁ˍˍ ˍ◥▂▇█◥  ◥╯ ▇▆▇▆▇ ▇▆▇▇ ▅◥ ˍ▁▁▂ ▃▃▂▂ ▂▃▄▄▃▄\ ◥◤ ﹉﹊▁▂ˍ ﹎﹎ ﹎﹎ _ˍ_﹉﹍﹊ ﹊﹍ ﹊﹉ ﹊﹉﹊﹉ ﹍﹎ ﹍﹊ˍ▁_ˍ﹊﹍﹎﹊﹉﹎﹍ ˍ▁▁﹍ " ▅▅ ▁ˍˍ_ ﹉﹊﹊ ﹍﹍ ﹍﹎﹎ ▁ˍ▁ ▁___ˍ﹍﹎﹍﹍ ▇▇▆▆▇﹎﹍ ﹊ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 59.105.56.32

09/21 13:44,
這有笑點 夠爆笑XD
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09/21 13:45,
有笑有推 XDDD
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09/21 13:45,
幹 我不爭氣的笑了
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09/21 13:46,
哈哈
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09/21 13:46,
有笑有推
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09/21 13:47,
XD
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09/21 13:47,
XDDDDD
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09/21 13:47,
笑歪了我 推推推
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09/21 13:50,
如果再給我五分鐘她就不會死了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/21 13:52,
版標文!!
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09/21 13:54,
再給我五分鐘~~~~╭ ﹀◇﹀〣
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09/21 13:55,
我整個大笑!!( ̄▽ ̄#)﹏﹏
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09/21 13:56,
老師:X!!!!!!我要結局
09/21 13:56

09/21 13:56,
推五分鐘
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09/21 13:57,
在給我五分鐘我會把女主角寫的成血癌= =
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09/21 13:57,
好囂張XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/21 13:58,
如果再給我五分鐘她就不會死了
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09/21 13:58,
我笑了XD
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09/21 13:59,
有笑有推XD
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09/21 13:59,
再給我五分鐘她就上天堂了...
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09/21 13:59,
XDDDDDDDDD
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09/21 13:59,
如果再給我五分鐘她就不會死了 XDDDD
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09/21 14:00,
[超幹]就差那五分鐘我就不會死了
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09/21 14:00,
哈哈 大笑咧
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09/21 14:00,
推~如果再給我五分鐘她就不會死了 XDDDDD
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09/21 14:00,
考試時間腰斬了一篇愛情小說啊XDDDDD
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09/21 14:00,
好好笑
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09/21 14:01,
待續....
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09/21 14:01,
XDDD
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09/21 14:02,
XD
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09/21 14:02,
有好笑 XDDDDD
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09/21 14:02,
如果再給我五分鐘她就不會死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/21 14:03,
推自由1986..結局寫這樣更有味道XDDDDD
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09/21 14:04,
如果再給我五分鐘她就不會死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/21 14:05,
XDDDDDDDDDD”如果再給我五分鐘她就不會死了”
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09/21 14:05,
還以為他寫待續........XD
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09/21 14:05,
JOKE
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09/21 14:05,
乾脆寫... 待續,拿滿分就寫續集 XD
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09/21 14:06,
漂亮!!! 好樣的五分鐘!!!!!!
09/21 14:06
還有 138 則推文
還有 2 段內文
09/21 20:01,
我的笑點完全被戳中了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/21 20:03,
XD
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09/21 20:07,
再給我五分鐘~換老師吐血而死
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09/21 20:08,
再給我五分鐘他就不會死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/21 20:10,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/21 20:12,
原來你把這個故事PO上來了XDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/21 20:13,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/21 20:23,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/21 20:25,
五分鐘換一生XDDDDDDDDD
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09/21 20:39,
難怪分數會很低 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/21 20:42,
老師不喜歡悲劇啦 XDDD
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09/21 20:42,
老師關去警察局啦...過失殺人 再給他五分鐘就沒事了= =
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09/21 20:48,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/21 20:56,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD想到一位符合條件的同學~
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09/21 20:57,
XD 我笑翻了
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09/21 21:00,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/21 21:00,
還好是模擬考XDDDDDD
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09/21 21:06,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 老師:「不准死不准死啦~T^T」
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09/21 21:11,
如果再給我五分鐘她就不會死了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/21 21:12,
"如果再給我五分鐘她就不會死了" 大推上版標啊!!!XDDDDDDD
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09/21 21:14,
超好笑~
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09/21 21:18,
opszy 老師過失殺人 XDDDDD
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09/21 21:41,
再給我五分鐘XDDDDDD
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09/21 21:42,
如果再給我五分鐘她就不會死了
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09/21 21:51,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/21 22:17,
板標呀!!!!!XDDD
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09/21 22:18,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/21 22:19,
版標!!!
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09/21 22:23,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/21 22:25,
如果再給我五分鐘她就不會死了 XD
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09/21 22:32,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/21 22:37,
XD
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10/09 22:05, , 1F
哈哈哈哈哈~太好笑了!!!XD
10/09 22:05, 1F
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