[轉錄][新聞] 伴遊公司為科技宅男推出「破處」服務
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標題: [新聞] 伴遊公司為科技宅男推出「破處」服務
時間: Sun May 13 22:21:38 2007
http://www.libertytimes.com.tw/2007/new/may/13/today-int6.htm
《中英對照讀新聞》Escort agency launches virgin service for geeks
伴遊公司為科技宅男推出「破處」服務
◎陳成良
A Dutch escort agency is launching a special virgin service for
computer geeks.
荷蘭一家伴遊公司正為電腦科技宅男推出一項特別的處男服務。
Sociology student Zoe Vialet, who set up Society Service last year,
says she has had a lot of demand from virgins.
去年成立「社會服務」伴遊公司的社會系學生柔伊．維亞萊說，處男們對她提
供的服務趨之若鶩。
She says most of them work in the IT sector and added： "They are
very sweet but are afraid of seeking contact with other people.
They mean it very well but are very scared.
她說他們多數任職於資訊科技業，並補充說：「他們很可愛，但害怕與別人接
觸。他們很認真，卻很膽小。」
"Every booking lasts three hours minimum. Longer is possible, shorter
not. We take the time to take a bath together, do a massage and explore
each others body.
「每次預約服務至少3小時，時間可以更長，不能更短。我們利用這段時間一
起沐浴、按摩，並探索彼此的身體。」
"When the date is over, you will have had a fantastic experience,
and you will be able to pleasure a woman."
「當邂逅結束，你會得到很棒的體驗，以後就懂得如何取悅女人了。」
Zoe and her colleague have specially trained five girls to look after
the needs of virgins.
柔伊和她的同事特別訓練5名小姐，負責照應處男們的需求。
She added： "You better practise before having a girlfriend.
Woman expect men older than 30 having had some experience.
她補充說：「交女友前，最好先練習。女人期望30歲以上的男人已有些經
驗了。」
"Some men need a little bit of help. There is nothing more terrible
than dying as a virgin."
「有些男人需要一點協助，世界上沒有比一輩子都是處男更糟糕的事了 。」
新聞辭典
geek：美國俚語，原指過度沈溺於某事物以至於在人群中被邊緣化的人，
近來開始用來稱呼那些「對電腦有異常熱情的人」，常指科技鬼才，特別
是讓科技真正能派上用場的高手，中文也有音譯為「技客」。
IT：為Information Technology（資訊科技）的縮寫。
take the time： 特別空出一段時間；花費一段時間，後面可接
do something，表「花時間做某事」。
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