[NFL!] The onion on Tony Romo

看板NFL作者 (Socratic Machine Gun)時間12年前 (2013/12/17 16:20), 編輯推噓13(1309)
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An onion article from last year, but, geez... still SPOT ON! http://tinyurl.com/avkl4wn ESPN Sports Segment Reveals Science Behind Tony Romo's Shittiness ESPN’s “Sport Science” attempted to investigate the natural phenomena surrounding Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo’s shittiness and provide conclusive explanations for why the Dallas veteran sucks so bad. “We observed Romo missing 98 percent of our targets,” Brenkus said. “While studying the footage, we were able to determine that his capacity to make poor decisions in less than a second greatly influence why he’s so imprecise. ” “There’s not a quarterback in the NFL who can make a mistake as quickly as Romo,” Brenkus added. [and more in the article...] -- Sometimes I Go Commando -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 99.108.141.237

12/17 16:56, , 1F
XDD 幹嘛這樣
12/17 16:56, 1F

12/17 17:48, , 2F
如果真的miss 98% 那Cowboys現在應該0-14
12/17 17:48, 2F

12/17 23:48, , 3F
無論幾趴, Romo & Stafford are among top of shittiness
12/17 23:48, 3F

12/18 02:29, , 4F
在米國隊又讓ordinary shit升級成holy shit
12/18 02:29, 4F

12/18 02:34, , 5F
Flacco表示:
12/18 02:34, 5F

12/18 03:27, , 6F
Dun care. I have my 94 mil.
12/18 03:27, 6F

12/18 10:02, , 7F
Romo好慘,ESPN網路民調,45%的票數認為DAL該把他釋出
12/18 10:02, 7F

12/18 10:03, , 8F
或是交易。德州的投票率也是45%
12/18 10:03, 8F

12/18 11:04, , 9F
所以他的接球員很好
12/18 11:04, 9F

12/18 16:34, , 10F
Romo總能戰到最後 相信他能突破 季賽還沒結束
12/18 16:34, 10F

12/18 23:14, , 11F
還有個問題小孩/中二 Dez Bryant
12/18 23:14, 11F

12/19 10:41, , 12F
TO跟Dez Bryant好像是同類型的人????
12/19 10:41, 12F

12/19 11:57, , 13F
我很好奇 Jerry Jones 這個人腦袋裡除了包裝 Cowboys 以外
12/19 11:57, 13F

12/19 11:57, , 14F
他到底在想什麼. Lovable loser 做久了也是會失人心的
12/19 11:57, 14F

12/19 13:08, , 15F
但Dez的表現還沒到TO那種等級啊
12/19 13:08, 15F

12/19 13:09, , 16F
為什麼扮演球隊prima donna的都是接球員居多?
12/19 13:09, 16F

12/19 13:37, , 17F
nothing offensive, 但黑人居多
12/19 13:37, 17F

12/19 13:37, , 18F
但我再猜,可能是黑人對於football這項運動的認知
12/19 13:37, 18F

12/19 13:38, , 19F
黑人不喜歡打棒球,冰球,也是認為football,籃球場上
12/19 13:38, 19F

12/19 13:38, , 20F
當有好表現的時候,是值得去show off,swag一下
12/19 13:38, 20F

12/19 13:39, , 21F
但是show off swag的反面,基本上就是prima donna...
12/19 13:39, 21F

12/20 01:33, , 22F
我也同意樓上說的
12/20 01:33, 22F
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