[轉錄]我同事發生的笨事
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: Kitt (《平凡就是幸福》) 看板: StupidClown
標題: 我同事發生的笨事
時間: Thu Mar 24 00:36:52 2005
話說有一天,同事們閒來無事正在聊天
女生嘛,總是天南地北亂聊一通,於是聊著聊著,就聊到以前做過的工作
一位同事說,以前她曾經在某間公司當助理
美其名是助理,其實工作性質跟小妹差不多,就是打雜接電話,跑郵局銀行之類的
而這些工作裡面,她最討厭的就是跑3點半的銀行
偏偏有一次,她又被指派趕在3點半前去存款
於是她趕阿趕阿,總算在3點半前趕到銀行,接下來就是把錢存進去就好了
好不容易輪到她時,她很帥氣的把一疊錢放在櫃檯上:「我要存款」
於是小姐就開始數那疊錢,點鈔機也點過,數目ok
我同事眼看萬事ok,等著拿了存摺就走人時
此時,小姐突然臉色大變看著我同事....
「小姐,你的鈔票有問題....」
「阿?怎麼可能?少錢嗎?」
「不是,你看....」
小姐將那一疊拿在手上,扇形的鈔票,拿給我同事看
只見一條黑色的線,從第一張畫到最後一張
我同事頓時臉都綠了
怎麼會這樣?
怎麼會?怎麼通通都是黑色的呢?
她心裡非常害怕,叫小姐再用驗鈔筆再試一次
小姐再畫一次,黑色
再畫一次,還是黑色
這時,我同事的心情已經不是可以用恐懼兩個字來形容的
她很怕,萬一錢沒存進去,她回公司就完了
更怕,她根本走不出這間銀行,搞不好等一下警衛就衝過來撲倒她
櫃員小姐也嚇呆了,大概很少看到這麼囂張的人,竟敢拿著一疊千元假鈔來銀行洗錢
只見小姐拿著驗鈔筆,在鈔票不同角落猛畫
試圖找出真相來,就算一張真的也好
只可惜,當小姐畫了6.7下之後,鈔票上面還是只有那顫抖的6.7條黑線
我同事好害怕,小姐也好害怕
最後小姐受不了這麼強烈的壓力,她向隔壁的鄰居求救了
「你看,怎麼辦,都是黑的?」
只見,隔壁的櫃員小姐用眼角瞥了一眼,冷冷的說說:
「因為你用奇異筆畫。」
我覺得,最可憐的是,那疊真鈔....
心裡很黑線,臉上也很黑線 Orz...
我明明是真的呀~~不要再畫啦~~
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