[轉錄]白目的我
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作者: thandoman (12) 看板: sex
標題: 白目的我
時間: Mon Sep 11 17:00:05 2006
下午騎著車~載著學妹去郵局
原本也只是帶著她去吃午餐...
畢竟太久沒女人滋潤了...想把握這次機會
好好的讓受傷的小弟弟有機會吃個飽
載著學妹~偶爾給他來個緊急煞車~~
體驗一下背部的"真實感"
一路上學妹抓著我的衣角..那種感覺~~我不會形容
看到其他人緊緊的抱在一起時..都會有種~~
幹!學妹你他媽不會貼緊一點啊!
把胸部貼緊一點!讓胸部變成"壓扁的史萊姆"
但是~~~不能這樣~~
又由於"傷"還沒好~只能讓自己維持在百分之四十的程度~~
去完郵局之後...
學妹:你只有一頂安全帽~等等碰到警察怎麼辦~
我:拜託~~下午警察都躲在警察局吹冷氣~哪個警察那麼勤勞啊~
學妹:真的嗎?
我:幹!!警察看到我還攬的追勒!
學妹:喔~~耍帥啊~~
我:(英雄式的大男人機制啟動)安啦!!!
就在路上~~~~騎啊騎啊~~~
學妹:學長!警察~~
我:(幹!真的~~裝做沒看到)在哪啊?
學妹:轉角那邊~~~(躲起來~~她貼的越進我就越爽~越勇)
我那時也只是看到警察在瞪我~~~我還在想要怎麼跟警察掰我位什麼沒戴安全帽~~
學妹:他在跟你招手了啦!
媽的~~越靠近警察我腦筋就越亂~就越緊張~~~
就再最靠近的那一刻....
我做了一件驚天動地的事~~~
我:幹!(比中指)
警察:停車!!!幹!!!!!
我馬上加速~~~看到巷子就轉~~~
當時的想法有:
1:停車跟警察杯杯說對不起
2:假裝日本人~~聽不懂國語
3:我學妹要生了~
4:停在路邊裝死....
闖了紅綠燈~也差點"雷纏"~穿越了無數的小巷子~直到確定警察杯杯沒跟在後面為止~
我想學妹也嚇壞了~~一直打我~~還說以後絕對不會再坐我的車~~
其實我有預感罰單應該再過不久會寄到我家~~我死定了
該死~~警察杯杯對不起啦~~~真的不是故意的啦!
中指就很不聽話的比出來~~~~~~~
我下次不敢了啦!
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