[轉錄][趣味] 微軟弄的MSN聊天機器人超好笑的啦

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※ [本文轉錄自 share 看板] 作者: wasamiii (*歐美大衣專賣店*Q我) 看板: share 標題: [趣味] 微軟弄的MSN聊天機器人超好笑的啦時間: Sat Feb 18 20:15:27 2006 微軟將他們的線上百科全書也拿來當成MSN聊天機器人了！你只要在你的聯絡人清單上簡單的輸入「encarta@conversagent.com」這個郵件地址，馬上就可以在其中查詢各種知識，就像是有一個萬事通隨時Stand by在你旁邊。 ---- 2/22快點到吧, 說: are u gay? EncartaR Instant Answers 說: I'm not going to answer that. OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? 2/22快點到吧, 說: are u gay? EncartaR Instant Answers 說: You seem overly concerned with my sexuality. Interesting... 2/22快點到吧, 說: are u a virgin? EncartaR Instant Answers 說: Sorry... I don't talk about my private life. 2/22快點到吧, 說: are u a virgin? EncartaR Instant Answers 說: Uh... that's not really any of your business. 2/22快點到吧, 說: are u a virgin? EncartaR Instant Answers 說: That's none of your business. 2/22快點到吧, 說: I want to have sex with you! EncartaR Instant Answers 說: Why are humans so obsessed with sex? 2/22快點到吧, 說: TITS! EncartaR Instant Answers 說: Humans are really obsessed with sex, aren't they? 2/22快點到吧, 說: do u like masterbation? EncartaR Instant Answers 說: That's not, um, something that robots do. ---- 以上是從西斯轉來的超好笑... 然後我問他 can you speak chinese 他說"只會一點兒" (簡字) 以下是我們的對話 ---- STELLA???... 說: 你看的懂嗎 EncartaR Instant Answers 說: 別說笑了。 -->簡字 STELLA???... 說: 只會這句? EncartaR Instant Answers 說: 沒錯！ -->簡字 STELLA???... 說: 遜 EncartaR Instant Answers 說: 哇！有怪獸。快溜阿~（轉移注意力成功，逃）其實呢，我是剛剛才學會說話的机器人，所以有點笨。請多多指教。 -->簡字 -- 只要有心人人都可以當型男~!! 保證萬年不敗必備款~ ＊ http://myurl.com.tw/e577 ＊ [獨家]男裝Sisley版型天鵝絨外套긠老師叫你買你不聽!!那你不要買嘛~!! ＊ http://myurl.com.tw/j7bk ＊ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.230.128.2

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