[閒聊] 人生最大的打擊,MSN瞬間封鎖,請問我做錯了什麼= =
自從小弟我上了大學之後生活有了不少的改變
雖然不如小說電影的主角般精采絕倫
但我深信是有一定彩度的
而其中最令人感到高興的是之一
莫過於MSN的人數又暴增了不少
其中不只先見過面的同學朋友,當然還包括未見過面的學伴
能夠藉由這種契機認識不少有趣的人事一件很令人開心的事
雖然聽過不少「封鎖」案件,但我覺得那應該只是華而不實的傳說
在怎樣也不可能發生在我身上
但是,俗話說的好
人算不如天算
夜路走多了會遇到鬼,MSN聊多了會被封鎖
13分鐘前我就剛應驗了這句話
兩天前,步履蹣跚卻又心滿意足地從迎新場地回到宿舍
開了電腦,有新增聯絡人的訊息
學伴
這件事頗令人高興,我迅速地按下了確定鍵
但這時早已是半夜兩點深夜時分,所以對方應該是正在睡覺
並未上線
兩天後,今天
寫著微積分作業,乎地看見她上線
我想,打個招呼算是種禮貌,於是乎......
(我) 說:
安呀
(那個學伴) 說:
妳是?
(我) 說:
是你加我的耶=口=
(我) 說:
你忘囉,學伴呀
(那個學伴) 說:
喔喔
(我) 說:
自從加了之後沒打過招呼所以打一下招呼這樣
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您的訊息"自從加了之後沒打過招呼所以打一下招呼這樣"並未傳給對方
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(她的狀態是離線)
蛤......?
短短8秒鐘,我徹底感覺到我人生踏入了一個巨大的溝
應該不會有這麼誇張的狀況吧,我想,她應該只是電腦斷線
於是我在電腦前等著、等著、等著、等......
等著等著,我腦中浮現了一首詩:
悄悄的妳走了,
正如妳悄悄的來;
我按一按滑鼠,
不帶走妳一句「喔喔」。
學伴?
抓一支滑鼠,向正妹更繁處漫溯,
滿載一船封鎖,
在封鎖倉狂裡放歌。
但我不能放歌,
悄悄是別離的笙簫;
「嵖嵖嵖」(*註一)也為我沉默,
沉默是今晚的MSN!
(註一:MSN有人向你傳訊息的音效)
她始終沒在上線.........................
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