[轉錄][童年] 荊軻刺秦王！
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: Lovehiko (V) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [童年] 荊軻刺秦王！
時間: Mon Mar 23 19:48:45 2009
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因為文章的主人說，她的ptt帳號和msn帳號是一樣的，如果被發現就完蛋了
所以由小的代po....
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老闆娘今天跟我聊到現在小學課本跟以前不一樣的地方
她提起，在她小學時，課本會有一篇”荊軻刺秦王”
老師都會挑幾個小朋友上台演出。
上次她跟老闆聊天時，老闆說他小時候就是被挑上台演那個壯士荊軻。
那時分配是這樣，有一個小朋友唸旁白，還有另一個小朋友負責提詞
於是老闆就很高興的演啊演
演到圖窮匕現，行刺失敗
此時，旁白唸：荊軻怒罵秦王!!!
可是負責提詞的小朋友忘記提詞了。
但戲還是要演！
老闆還是那個壯士荊軻！！
老闆轉頭看看提詞同學，再回頭看著秦王。然後說出了
「幹你娘!!(台語)」
「幹你娘!!(台語)」
「幹你娘!!(台語)」
秦王：......Q口Q!!...(舉手）老師，他罵髒話!!
於是荊軻就被叫去罰站了....。
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