[轉錄]Re: [笑話] 認識妳是我最大的...
小明有一天要到了很漂亮的校園美女的MSN,
晚上 立刻敲了那位校園苺苺,
沒想到她竟然在線上!!
而且更沒想到的是,
小明和校園苺苺聊得極為開心
她也對小明留下了很好的印象...
小明想用一句話來做為這次美好邂逅的ending,
他本來想打「認識你是我這輩子最大的幸運」,
沒想到打太快就送出,變成:
臣亮言:先帝創業未半,而中道崩殂;今天下三分,益州疲敝,此誠危急存亡之秋也。然
侍衛之臣,不懈於內;忠志之士,忘身於外者:蓋追先帝之殊遇,欲報之於陛下也。誠宜
開張聖聽,以光先帝遺德,恢弘志士之氣;不宜妄自菲薄,引喻失義,以塞忠諫之路也。
宮中府中,俱為一體;陟罰臧否,不宜異同:若有作奸犯科,及為忠善者,宜付有司,論
其刑賞,以昭陛下平明之治;不宜偏私,使內外異法也。侍中、侍郎郭攸之、費依、董允
等,此皆良實,志慮忠純,是以先帝簡拔以遺陛下:愚以為宮中之事,事無大小,悉以咨
之,然後施行,必得裨補闕漏,有所廣益。將軍向寵,性行淑均,曉暢軍事,試用之於昔
日,先帝稱之曰“能”,是以眾議舉寵為督:愚以為營中之事,事無大小,悉以咨之,必
能使行陣和穆,優劣得所也。親賢臣,遠小人,此先漢所以興隆也;親小人,遠賢臣,此
後漢所以傾頹也。先帝在時,每與臣論此事,未嘗不嘆息痛恨於桓、靈也!侍中、尚書、
長史、參軍,此悉貞亮死節之臣也,願陛下親之、信之,則漢室之隆,可計日而待也。
臣本布衣,躬耕南陽,苟全性命於亂世,不求聞達於諸侯。先帝不以臣卑鄙,猥自枉屈,
三顧臣於草廬之中,諮臣以當世之事,由是感激,遂許先帝以驅馳。後值傾覆,受任於敗
軍之際,奉命於危難之間:爾來二十有一年矣。先帝知臣謹慎,故臨崩寄臣以大事也。受
命以來,夙夜憂慮,恐付託不效,以傷先帝之明;故五月渡瀘,深入不毛。今南方已定,
甲兵已足,當獎帥三軍,北定中原,庶竭駑鈍,攘除奸兇,興復漢室,還於舊都:此臣所
以報先帝而忠陛下之職分也。至於斟酌損益,進盡忠言,則攸之、依、允等之任也。願陛
下托臣以討賊興復之效,不效則治臣之罪,以告先帝之靈;若無興復之言,則責攸之、依
、允等之咎,以彰其慢。陛下亦宜自謀,以諮諏善道,察納雅言,深追先帝遺詔。臣不勝
受恩感激!今當遠離,臨表涕泣,不知所云。
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