[轉錄][無言] 這該怎麼看待未來?

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: nickchuang (nickchuang) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [無言] 這該怎麼看待未來? 時間: Tue May 5 23:41:10 2009 板工提醒:內容少於二十字 或 少於三行,會立刻砍文,並視情況劣退! ========================================================================== 在此出賣一下我的同學,這是發生在他身上的一件事... 我那個同學的母親一直覺得我的同學不夠聰明,因此下了一個決定! 她帶我的同學去找算命師還是道士,這我也不大清楚 說是要幫我同學開所謂的"聰明門",看看能不能讓我的同學考更好 到了他們的店裡,那個先生開始作法要幫他開聰明門 先生用手指指著我同學的頭,用台語說... "開!....開!....開!....開!..... 開!....怎麼打不開?....開!....開!...." 那位先生繼續作法... 過了一段時間,他轉過頭來,對著我同學的母親說.... "抱歉!打不開!" "抱歉!打不開!" "抱歉!打不開!" 請問各位,如果你在你的一生中發生這種事...你要如何看待你接下的的人生阿... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 59.127.142.94

05/05 23:42,
推道士誠實XD
05/05 23:42

05/05 23:42,
有下文嘛?要不然感覺是斷章取義 XD
05/05 23:42

05/05 23:44,
推隔壁的鎖匠
05/05 23:44

05/05 23:45,
靠杯 有夠好笑的XDDD 笑死我了 怎麼會打不開阿~~
05/05 23:45

05/05 23:46,
還 蠻 屌 的
05/05 23:46

05/05 23:46,
這個時候就要對那個道士說:哼哼 原來你自己的也沒打開啊!!
05/05 23:46

05/05 23:46,
再付十萬就打的開啦~
05/05 23:46

05/05 23:47,
換版標!~
05/05 23:47

05/05 23:48,
有這樣的江湖術士啊....XD
05/05 23:48

05/05 23:48,
嘿嘿~~~ 鑰匙在我這!!!
05/05 23:48

05/05 23:56,
找個鎖匠還比較快XD~~~~
05/05 23:56

05/05 23:59,
一刀砍下去就開了阿(誤
05/05 23:59

05/06 00:05,
"抱歉!打不開!"XDDDDDD
05/06 00:05

05/06 00:07,
打不開才有機會拼笨版版主(誤
05/06 00:07

05/06 00:08,
打不開有靠北到XDDD
05/06 00:08

05/06 00:09,
幹 超屌的 道士中肯
05/06 00:09

05/06 00:10,
打不開.....第一次聽到道士會那麼誠實耶...
05/06 00:10

05/06 00:11,
我笑了XD
05/06 00:11

05/06 00:13,
再付十萬就打的開啦~ 仙劍梗!!!
05/06 00:13

05/06 00:13,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
05/06 00:13

05/06 00:13,
笑到眼淚流出來了!!! XDDDDD 我想知道媽媽的表情~
05/06 00:13

05/06 00:17,
抱歉啦~因為鎖生鏽了 所以打不開...
05/06 00:17

05/06 00:19,
這樣可以主張給付不能撤銷契約吧
05/06 00:19

05/06 00:23,
XDDDDDD
05/06 00:23

05/06 00:23,
超好笑的,笑到噴淚了
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05/06 00:24,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
05/06 00:24

05/06 00:24,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
05/06 00:24

05/06 00:25,
超靠杯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
05/06 00:25

05/06 00:25,
打不開!!!好可憐阿...那道士真中肯...XDD
05/06 00:25

05/06 00:27,
那位母親都要哭出來了吧
05/06 00:27

05/06 00:28,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
05/06 00:28

05/06 00:29,
XDDDD本日最中肯!!!!!!!!!
05/06 00:29

05/06 00:32,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
05/06 00:32

05/06 00:32,
後勁好強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
05/06 00:32

05/06 00:34,
C4準備中.......
05/06 00:34

05/06 00:34,
.........這個道士也.....
05/06 00:34

05/06 00:35,
大概錢沒繳齊吧..多繳幾次就會開了
05/06 00:35

05/06 00:36,
XDDDDDD
05/06 00:36

05/06 00:37,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
05/06 00:37
還有 122 則推文
05/06 13:39,
打不開怎麼辦?XDDDDD
05/06 13:39

05/06 13:42,
好賤 xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
05/06 13:42

05/06 13:44,
真是太白爛了~笑死我的毛
05/06 13:44

05/06 14:05,
好好笑XD 我留眼淚了
05/06 14:05

05/06 14:08,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
05/06 14:08

05/06 14:10,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
05/06 14:10

05/06 14:14,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
05/06 14:14

05/06 14:32,
打不開= =
05/06 14:32

05/06 14:34,
笑死我了!!!
05/06 14:34

05/06 14:45,
道士有誠實到= =+
05/06 14:45

05/06 15:01,
這是所謂的 盜亦有道嗎= ="
05/06 15:01

05/06 15:01,
你同學比較可憐!! 推道士
05/06 15:01

05/06 15:05,
......道士好中肯XD
05/06 15:05

05/06 15:13,
道士真中肯.........
05/06 15:13

05/06 15:14,
XDDDDD......
05/06 15:14

05/06 15:34,
有笑有推 哈哈哈哈哈 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
05/06 15:34

05/06 15:50,
很好笑!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
05/06 15:50

05/06 16:04,
道士果然是良心事業 哈哈~
05/06 16:04

05/06 16:45,
道士OS:錢不夠打不開啦
05/06 16:45

05/06 17:18,
XDD
05/06 17:18

05/06 17:30,
道士:小門兒乖乖, 把門口開開~
05/06 17:30

05/06 17:32,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
05/06 17:32

05/06 17:35,
靠 我笑翻了
05/06 17:35

05/06 17:57,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
05/06 17:57

05/06 18:04,
滿好笑的~XDDD
05/06 18:04

05/06 18:10,
怎麼打不開xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
05/06 18:10

05/06 18:34,
這個太爆笑了XDDDD 整個囧阿~~XDDDDD
05/06 18:34

05/06 18:38,
我笑到肚子痛...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
05/06 18:38

05/06 18:45,
.....還有打不開的XD
05/06 18:45

05/06 19:18,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
05/06 19:18

05/06 19:19,
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
05/06 19:19

05/06 19:20,
道士:抱歉, 六竅開五竅. 一竅不通...
05/06 19:20

05/06 19:33,
XDDDD
05/06 19:33

05/06 19:38,
乾這個好笑!!!
05/06 19:38

05/06 20:01,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
05/06 20:01

05/06 20:01,
有良心的江湖術士XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
05/06 20:01

05/06 20:21,
幹!!!!中懇啦XDDDDDDDDD
05/06 20:21

05/06 20:29,
該去找鎖匠了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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05/06 20:34,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
05/06 20:34
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