[發浪]大英帝國小報
在這極其普通的星期三中午
上完頗無聊的通識
在下一個人騎車至女宿7-11擠入人潮中想搜尋午餐
咦?那不是...
驚見大英帝國當朝帝王也在此
皇室身在庶民的場所果然散發不同的淫亂風采
草民立刻上前問候
皇族唯服出巡似乎不想被熟識認出
草民與其閒聊東晃死纏爛打
帝王始終不願道出他為何身在此地
一下說要買午餐
一下說在等草莓田大臣又改口說在等小眼睛丞相
又不時催促草民趕緊買買趕緊離開
最後走出7-11當然草民與殿下皆兩手空空
突然帝王的手機響起
而我在王上的旨意下稍微跟他保持距離
這時灰濛濛的天空下起傾盆大雨
沒多久後
撐著雨傘的人群中有一民女快速走向皇帝
一聲寒喧過後便與帝王遁入7-11
此女跟帝王有說有笑
到底這女子是何許人也
竟能讓大英帝國的王者如此等待
此時草民已知該是時候離開
以免招殺頭之禍啊
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