[閒聊] 話說牡羊座
某日
發生地點就在台中市國光路250號
中興大學的校區內
慢慢的從大門口
一直走到底
在經過中興湖的路中
看到一個未滿三歲的小妹妹
在圖書館前奔跑
她
跌倒了
我不禁"阿"了一聲
真是可憐的小妹妹
看她的爸爸還在後面追她
辛苦的父母
繼續往下走
似乎是條不歸路
腳步漸漸靠近籃球場
運球聲砰砰砰的
頻率就跟我的心跳一樣
太恐怖了
差點像小妹妹一樣跌倒
開賽了
中興農藝(GIRLS) VS X大醫學(GIRLS)
恐怖的高齡裁判群
感覺跑幾步就會氣喘如牛
終於~~跳球了
裁判把球丟在離地表150cm處
農藝系的隊長捲尼因為跳得太高
因此球權變落在對方手上
農藝回防速度相當快
尤其是阿喀球員
以迅雷不及掩耳的速度衝到籃球框下
守住禁區崗位
對方中鋒146cm的身高
馬上被阿喀卡得死死的
對方外線後衛一個高妙傳傳入禁區
阿喀和146同學一同跳起
誰也不讓誰~
離地起的前10公分
阿喀用卡撐頂了146
146二話不說拿起針筒往阿喀的卡撐刺
阿~~的一聲
.............................沒事發生
終於兩人跳到了最高點
阿喀搶到了球~~
一口氣就把球給灌進去
很快的風雲即將變色
暴風前的寧靜便是全場的一片寂靜
下一秒鐘
只見拍攝鏡頭來到隊長捲尼的面孔
相當的猙獰
不愧是傳說中的郭猙獰
終於要開始了
捲尼先是狂吼了一聲
接著馬上對上阿喀前去
阿喀似乎這時脹氣病發作
馬上狂打起嗝來
捲尼的怒吼聲馬上被震出
好死不死
居然偏到經理小白的身上
小白於是拿起計分版
加入了戰局
戰力分析
郭捲尼:HP 1000 MP500 絕招 獅吼功+猙獰怪相
陳阿喀:HP 0.001 MP∞ 絕招 打不完的嗝
小白: HP 2000 MP 350 絕招 吃下的計分表再噴出的彩色粉末
開賭盤˙...................
誰輸誰贏????
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