[閒聊] 再噓文 那就不會有廢文囉
網友A:為什麼你每次表情符號都打- -"而不是打= ="?
網友B:因為我是單眼皮
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有個媽媽告訴女兒說:希望妳嫁給軍人,因為軍人會鋪床,會打掃,會做飯,
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他習慣服從命令!!!
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捉到蚊子該如何是好?
1.扶養牠
2.送牠上學
3.給牠買房子
4.幫牠娶媳婦
5.幫牠帶小孩
不然能還能怎麼辦呢?
畢竟牠身上流著你的血
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