超好笑XD Re: [認真] If a girl......

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※ [本文轉錄自 sex 看板] 作者: sxt56862 (暗黑III快出阿) 看板: sex 標題: Re: [認真] If a girl...... 時間: Thu May 7 02:31:22 2009 ※ 引述《antimissle (心如止水 )》之銘言： : remind you not to go to bathroom when she is taking shower but also let you : know that she did not lock the door, what will you do? : If a girl resists to have sex very hard but also tell you that u can try to : rape her, what will u do? : In the end, I did none of them. Sad.... : It's so hard to tell what a girl really think! : (I cannot type Chinese on BBS for some unknown reasons. : Sorry for the inconvenience >_<) Go into the bathroom, harden your 30cm penis and roar at her: Fuck you,bitch! Go sucking my Dragon! oh~~oh~~~~~~Jizz~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!! Second, needless to say, it will be great for you rape her with you Sky-Dragon, But you may be fucked to dead by Sir in the jail............ -- 聽說這位板友 () 很喜歡吃鮑魚 大家看到此人要小心! -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.115.201.22
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05/07 02:32,
e04你才喜歡吃包魚吧!!!!!!!!!!!
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樓上新警察XD
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不是喔 你認錯人了 我不是警校畢業的
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樓上新警察
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推文很好笑!!
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樓下新警察
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跟你說過了 我不是
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樓上新警察XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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※ DragonKill:轉錄至看板 joke 05/07 02:36
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sxt56862 請把我帳號修掉好嗎
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NO
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樓上新警察
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哈哈哈哈~
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...斷了XD
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太好笑了哈哈
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05/07 02:38,
幹 一樓救援大成功
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05/07 02:38,
真的太好笑了XD
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把我帳號打在上面 讓人消遣好玩嗎?
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樓上新警察
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樓上新警察
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YES, IT'S VERY FUNNY. DON'T SO ANGRY :)
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新警察你害我室友半夜笑到岔氣了啦！ X你XX的！
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我不是警察 原po修掉就好了 我不會追究 放心
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這隻新警察太好笑了XD
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好吧 我修了
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笑翻了ＸＤＤＤ
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應要求 修改簽名檔:) ※ 編輯: sxt56862 來自: 140.115.201.22 (05/07 02:40)
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高級新警察
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哈哈哈哈 該怎麼解釋阿
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哈哈 爆炸了 哈哈
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05/07 02:41,
很久沒有看到這麼認真的新警察了....
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"""gunman23(......) 很喜歡吃鮑魚"" 你確定有修嗎?
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《ＩＤ暱稱》gunman23 (......)《上站次數》1551次
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上站一千多次怎麼還是新警察哩~樓下說說看
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以後看到不這麼好笑的新警察要怎麼辦啊！！！！！
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感覺不太新...
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原po真的有修啦，我發誓!!!因為他改成我的ID 哈哈
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你也笑得太誇張了吧= = 你是沒看過不是警校畢業的新警察嗎?
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還有 447 則推文
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zzz
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噓噓噓
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唉
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難得想噓置底
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爛
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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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= =
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自導自演 無聊
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幫噓
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來人，為新警察吃鮑
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爛底置不是一兩天
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來人啊~餵假條子吃屎
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換一下吧
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再噓 不讓你賺優文
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真鳥 好假
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.....
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假透了
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幹 是哪個鳥人收的爛文
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推文好笑 本文垃圾
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推文好笑 本文豪笅
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版標超爛
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連著噓送你兩個
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噓的人可以設法發好文 替換版標 沒好文版主怎麼換
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f那又怎樣
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吃屎比較快啦!
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無聊 這也能版標
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反 詐 騙
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幹 新警察笑死我了
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反串失敗
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反串
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一樓不錯喔！
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推一下
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噓一下
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我都不敢轉這些笑死人的文章到系版耶..你是真勇者XD
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笑點是簽名檔吧@@
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真奇怪 你怎麼會有我的ID呢 @____@
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其實這種...幾乎都反串的@@..
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