[轉錄][大哭] 蟑螂不是故意的
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作者: cooltony0826 (阿桐伯) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [大哭] 蟑螂不是故意的
時間: Tue Jun 9 16:24:51 2009
本人笨板第一PO
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話說夏天到快到了,蟲子也跟著開始變多,蚊子每兩天就整群來轟炸我的臥室,好在
有蚊帳當堡壘(蚊帳是好物啊,環保又健康)。螞蟻就不用說了,根本是傾巢而出,密
密麻麻的讓人不禁起雞皮疙瘩;不過這都還好..
反倒是今年的小強特多,生命力也比往年強韌到不像話的地步,克蟑餌對牠們來說好
像只是可笑的陷阱,碰都不碰,只吃我們家的廚餘,又肥又大的,我在想該不會牠們
已經突變成有智慧的蟲子吧?="=又不是星艦戰將?
扯遠了,這天我和我妹在客廳看電視的時候,我突然覺得腳邊有東西在爬,接著一隻
小強型男(超大的,油亮油亮的,Shining喔!)竄了出來,當下我直覺啊了一聲,這時
我妹則是早就退到牆邊了;真是,看到也不跟我說一聲= =",秉持著除害蟲的信念,
我抄起了拖鞋準備要ㄆ一ㄚ下去了,這個糢門特,感到生命受到威脅的蟑螂立刻飛了
起來逃竄,我也不是省油的燈,直接跳起來劈下去,結果這一跳和一劈....蟑螂就...
進了我妹嘴裡
進了我妹嘴裡
進了我妹嘴裡
進了我妹嘴裡
圖示
妹 沙發 原波
↙ ↙ ↙
∫○∫ ╭────╮ ○
<> │ ﹎﹎﹎ │ P╱\
∕﹨ ║╴╴╴╴║ 蟑.... 〈 ﹀
↘
快給我處理掉!!
You can't beat me!
↗
!! ">蟑<" !!
∫○∫ ╭────╮ ‧.. ○
/\ │ ﹎﹎﹎ │ .. P╱\
∕﹨ ║╴╴╴╴║ . 〈 ﹀
.
快把牠... / ○/
蟑 ﹦ ﹦ ﹦ ☆ ∕\
∫○/ ╭────╮ d √﹀
︳— │ ﹎﹎﹎ │ \
∕﹨ ║╴╴╴╴║
打.. 喔 ..................
╴ ╴
∫|蟑︱∫ ╭────╮ <驚>
╙﹊﹊╜ │ ﹎﹎﹎ │ ︱
/ \ ║╴╴╴╴║ ┌∠
當晚她刷牙刷了一個小時.....
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