[轉錄][心得] 好翻顛的兩個人(轉)
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: swinish (rookie) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [心得] 好翻顛的兩個人(轉)
時間: Thu Jul 15 19:38:06 2004
從網路信件來的,我猜主角應該是韓國人
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Lee Sum Wan : Hello can i speak to Annie Wan?
Mr Sori : Yes u could speak to me.
Lee Sum Wan : No, i want to speak to Annie Wan!
Mr Sori : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Lee Sum Wan : Im Sum Wan. And i need to talk to
Annie Wan! Its urgent.
Mr Sori : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone!
But whats this urgent matter about?
Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother
was involved in an accident.
Noe Wan got injured and now Noe wan is being sent
to the hospital.
Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.
Mr Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one
was sent to the hospital from the accident
that is'nt an urgent matter!
You may find this hilarious but i dont have time for this!!!
Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?
Mr Sori : Im Sori.
Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!
Mr Sori : Im Sori!!
Lee Sum Wan : I dont like your tone of voice Mr
and i dont care, give me your name!
Mr Sori : Look lady, I told you already Im Sori! Im
Sori!! Im SORI!!! you didnt even give me your name!
Lee Sum Wan : I told u before i'm Sum Wan! Sum
Wan!!! You better be careful my
father is Sum Buddy.
And my uncle holds a very big position in the company.
He is Noe Buddy.
Mr Sori : Oh i'm so scared(sarcastically). Look i
dont care about yr uncle he's a nobody.
Everybody thinks his top dog and holding
an important position in the company.
Lee Sum Wan : No, Avery Buddy just married my
aunt. And Avery Buddy doesn't work there.
Mr Sori : Like i said i dont care which one of yr
aunt screws everybody and i also know
that not everybody works here! Jeez!!!
Lee Sum Wan : Wheech Wan is my sis!
Mr. Sori : I don't know which one is yr sis! Why in
gods name u think i do!?
Look i got work to do and if i'm feeling mischievious
i'll broadcast it on the P.A system saying.
"Attention, someone called and said that anyones brother
just got involved in an accident.
But not to worry no one got injured and no one
was sent to the hospital.
But everyone is going to the hospital anyways.
The father maybe a somebody but if u're their uncle, u're a nobody.
"how bout that!?
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