前幾天在MLB板看到有人整理球員綽號
我也來NBA板拋磚引玉好了
歡迎大家推文補充
LeBron James:小皇帝.詹皇.大帝.雷霸龍.喇叭
Giannis Antetokounmpo:字母哥.希臘怪物
Kristaps Porzingis:KP.柯P
Dwyane Wade:閃電俠.Flash
Hassan Whiteside:白邊
Justise Winslow:淫慢
Chris Bosh:龍王.coding哥.中場射手.老包
Ray Allen:雷槍.上帝.雷不群
Mario Chalmers:馬力歐.前十控.柚木.高樹
Shane Battier:八爺.蝙蝠俠.連勝哥.總統
Udonis Haslem:哈隊
Chris Andersen:鳥人.臺灣女婿
Timofey Mozgov:馬子狗
Rashard Lewis:2000萬.超音速雙槍
Greg Oden:大屌.皇弟.玻璃狀元
Caron Butler:吸管哥
Joel Anthony:囧安
Mario Hezonja:黑松
Andrew Wiggins:圍巾
Jrue Holiday:假日
Beno Udrih:立群
Lou Williams:魯長老
Nicola Jokic:Joker
Khris Middleton:蜜豆湯
Jimmy Butler:神之子
Al Horford:活佛
Kemba Walker:天行者
Carmelo Anthony:甜瓜
Amar'e Stoudmire:阿嬤.核彈頭.滅火器
Tyson Chandler:泰山.拳王
Deron Williams:小胖.蝶龍
Paul Pierce:包皮斯.真理.綠血人
Kevin Garnett:狼王.真男人.KG.假奶
Andrei Kirilenko:AK47
Jason Collins:大三零
Rajon Rondo:軟豆
Michael Carter-Williams:MCW.麥卡威
Rudy Gay:同性戀
Danny Granger:妙麗
Roy Hibbert:籃零王
Paul George:PG.泡椒
Derrick Rose:飆風玫瑰.賣鞋哥.皇叔
Luol Deng:滷蛋
Carlos Boozer:蠟筆小新
Joakim Noah:法國舒淇
Josh Smith:鷹王
Andre Drummond:裝猛
Chauncey Billups:槍西
Kyrie Irving:KI.Uncle Drew
Dion Waitors:服務生
Andrew Bynum:火車男、保齡球
Gustavo Ayon:阿勇
John Wall:牆哥
Glen Davis:大寶貝.唐基(史瑞克那隻驢)
Jameer Nelson:南尼
Tony Parker:趴車.法國小跑車
Tim Duncan:叮噹肯.不老石佛
Manu Ginobili:阿根廷刺客.鬼禿.鬼切
Zach Randolph:軟豆腐
James Harden:鬍子張.大鬍子.白鬍
Dwight Howard:草莓獸.魔獸.DH
Jeremy Lin:啾咪令.豪神.豪小子.豪鬼
Chandler Parsons:高富帥.大倫
Omer Asik:奶油手
Dirk Nowitzki:德製坦克.德佬
Yogi Ferrell:油雞
Vince Carter:飛人.半人半神
Samuel Dalembert:大懶伯
Anthony Davis:一眉道人.兩津勘吉.AD
Kevin Durant:KD.圓.舒適圈
Russell Westbrook:西河.神龜.龜龜
Derek Fisher:老漁.旋轉門
Nate Robinson:灌籃王.跳豆.鞋子貓
Kenneth Faried:半獸人
LaMarcus Aldridge:AGG
Kevin Love:愛神
Ricky Rubio:西班牙金童.魯小比.魯一球
Blake Griffin:幹籃哥.BG
Chris Paul:CP3.船長.三小
Raymond Felton:肥頓
Austin Rivers:河勝文
Stephen Curry:咖哩.新科神.萌神.全票MVP
Klay Thompson:浪花弟.K湯
Seth Curry:咖哩弟
Andre Iguodala:小AI
Goran Dragic:抓機.Nash徒弟
DeMarcus Cousins:表弟
Steve Nash:岳父.奶昔.飄髮哥
Pau Gasol:嘎獸.姐姐.麻繩姐
Kobe Bryant:KB.雷射肩.黑曼巴.老大.小飛俠.狗鼻
Thabo Sefolosha:沙發
Matt Barns:咩棒
Draymond Green:嘴綠
Javale McGee:My Boy
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想跟她行火塞運動
打得火熱身心舒暢
砲聲隆隆再來一次
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抱歉不小心打錯
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我比較喜歡瘋邦~
美普國柯
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對齁!忘了這個~
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