[專欄] NBA東方閃電: 請相信神 lys
BY 李亦伸 / 20150519
今年NBA季後賽太有趣了。
緯來體育台的NBA主播球評季後賽大預測,沒想到意外搶戲,每個主播、球評都摻一咖,
每個人發揮想像力,依照自己的專業、喜好、直覺和經驗去分析今年NBA季後賽大勢。
這樣的預測分析好玩在於「創造話題」,預測結果出了意外還可以「互相漏氣」,互婊一
番。像立群主播就偷偷把我婊到地獄去了…,其實我知道,他非常佩服我的預測、專業分
析和神準直覺。
網友長期戲稱我「東方神秘力量」,不論準不準,大家開心,我也開心。今年季後賽我的
預測準到爆,運氣真好,大師級漫畫家光光還為我畫了「東方閃電」漫畫造型,請相信神
,這真的太好玩。
其實,在寫下火箭是「不折不扣大爛隊」專欄
(http://www.dongtw.com/nba/nbaspecial/20150512/000144261.html)前,也就在這個系
列賽開打之前,我就已經仔細分析了火箭可以淘汰快艇的幾個關鍵密碼
(http://www.dongtw.com/nba/nbaspecial/20150504/000141208.html),但火箭太不爭氣
,前四戰打完,火箭打得就像湖人、76人一樣爛,快艇3:1領先聽牌。我灰心之餘,寫下
火箭是不折不扣大爛隊,為自己的失言預測道歉。
沒想到火箭被我罵醒了,快艇自己在聽牌之餘卻失了魂,竟然三連敗被火箭翻盤,這是非
常有趣又有故事的季後賽。
事實證明,火箭有足夠多的武器可以扳倒快艇,火箭也可以跑到快艇沒油,最終跑死快艇
,火箭是一支有驚人天賦和人手的球隊,但他們非常不穩定,極度不可預測,一如他們的
防守,令人無法相信。
看著光光大師送我的「請相信神」漫畫造型,今年NBA季後賽更有故事和戲劇效果,謝謝
光光。
不管是東方神秘力量,還是東方閃電,讓我們一起好好享受NBA季後賽。
出處: http://insidesports.tw/?p=806
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