[外絮] Scalabrine "I'm coming home"

看板NBA作者 (Ciao)時間9年前 (2014/08/05 08:33), 9年前編輯推噓59(61推 2噓 14→)
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http://www.csnne.com/page/exclusive-im-coming-home-brian-scalabrine-0 全文很長，僅節錄好笑的幾段話 I had passion for my team just like the fans. I guess I was kind of like the fans except I had a courtside seat for free and if we were up by 20 with less than two minutes to play I would get to go into the game. 我對於球隊的熱情和球迷一樣。我覺得我也算球迷吧，只是我可以免費坐在場邊，然後比賽剩下兩分鐘,球隊贏20分的時候我可以上場打球^.< Remember when I spurned the Celtics and signed with the Chicago Bulls in 2010? Actually I begged Ainge to keep me and he wished me the best of luck. I was thinking, "This is really tough." I could feel it. I left something I had spent five years creating. I haven’t paid for a meal since 2008. What if all of this goes away? 記得在2010我一腳踢開Celtics去和芝加哥簽約的時候嗎? 事實上我求Ainge留住我, 但他只是祝我好運.. 我當時強烈覺得這很艱難。我離開了我花5年創造的一切。我從2008年開始吃飯就沒付過錢了。如果這些都不見了該怎麼辦? Chicago, for me, has always been like graduate school. I myself had always considered getting my MBA at Northwestern. These past four years helped bolster my resume to showcase the well-rounded individual I am. I'm a better player, a better coach, a better broadcaster, and a better Mamba. 芝加哥對我來說一直就像研究所。我一直想在西北大學拿個MBA學位。這四年的磨練讓我的履歷更為完整，讓我看起來更全能:我成為更好的球員,更好的教練,更好的播報員,更好的 曼巴。 I've learned a great deal in my time spent with four franchises…actually five if you count my stint in Italy because of the lockout. What was the purpose of the lockout again? 我在四支球隊的期間學到很多東西...好啦 如果因為封館時去義大利打工也算進去的話, 五支。 所以..封館到底是為什麼?? I will always think of Chicago as my third home and Oakland probably as my fourth home…but not like downtown Oakland, more like the suburbs. 我一直覺得芝加哥是我第三個家, 奧克蘭可能是第四..但絕對不是下城區，比較市郊一點。 I went to Chicago because of Tibs and D-Rose and the crazy energy of Joakim Noah, and it was my only job offer in the states 我去芝加哥是因為Tibs和D-Rose還有瘋狂的Noah...還有這是我在國內唯一的工作機會q.q I may have a press conference, and I am definitely having a party. And all of Boston will be invited. 我可能會開記者會，但我一定會開趴!!! 波士頓的所有人都歡迎!! When I left Boston, I was on a mission. I was seeking another championship. I wanted to ride in another parade, pop enormous bottles of champagne, and maybe even crash the podium. 我離開波士頓的時候是有任務在身的: 我在追尋下一個冠軍。 我想再一次上車遊行, 開一大堆香檳, 甚至是衝撞頒獎台. The last time I was in the Boston, the fans were all over me. They said I didn’t have it any more, and they challenged me to games of one-on-one. They called it the Scallenge, and I gave those fans a beantown beatdown 上次在波士頓的時候，我的球迷說我很久沒打球了，嗆說跟我鬥牛1打1。他們說這叫Scallenge. 我也回敬他們一場beantown beatdown(見影片) I took the ball, took their pride, and showed them what the White Mamba was all about. They wrote me letters and asked for my autograph. Some even invited me to their weddings, it got a little weird. 我輕鬆擊敗他們，讓他們知道 白曼巴的厲害。他們寫信給我要我的簽名。有些人還找我去婚禮，這就有點怪了.. I’m not promising a championship. I know how hard that is to deliver. We’re not ready right now. No way. Of course, I want to win next year, but I’m realistic. I’m only a broadcaster - what could I really do? 我不是來保證冠軍戒指的。我知道這有多困難，我們現在還沒準備好，完全還沒。 當然我們下個賽季想要贏球，但我知道現實。畢竟我只是個播報員，我哪能幹嘛.. I know that I have a lot to learn but I see myself as a Champion, and I think I can help break down some great Marcus Smart dunks this season 我知道我有很多要學習的地方，但我將自己視為冠軍人物。 而且我覺得我可以幫忙分析Marcus Smart的灌籃 I think I can elevate Kelly Olynyk’s game by the amount of research I make my interns do before announcing road games. 我叫實習生幫我查Kelly Olynyk的數據好讓我在播報客場比賽的時候可以拿來用 And I can’t wait to reunite with Rajon Rondo, one of my favorite teammates. Paul, KG, and Ray may have all left, but Rondo and the White Mamba remain in Boston, at least for now. 還有，我等不及跟Rondo重聚了，我最喜歡的隊友之一。PP, KG, Rayray全離開了，但Rondo和 白曼巴留在這裡! 至少現在還是. I want kids in Boston, like the hundreds of elementary school kids who have red hair and no chance of making the NBA, to realize that there’s no better place to grow up 我想要波士頓 那些永遠進不了NBA的紅髮小學生 知道沒有其他地方比這裡更適合你們 Really, I just want to ride in another championship parade and smoke an overpriced Cuban cigar as a tribute to Red after we hang banner number 18 真的，我只是想要再去一次遊行，掛上第18面冠軍旗之後抽貴到爆炸的古巴雪茄並對Red(Red Auerbach, 前Celtics教練)致敬。 I’m ready to accept the Scallenge. Boston, I’m coming home. 我準備好接受Scallenge了。 Boston, I'm coming home. -- 其實White Mamba只是要加入comcast波士頓地區的體育播報員 xD 抄了Lebron的文章來消遣自己xD 難怪他會這麼受歡迎。 附上Lebron原文 http://www.si.com/nba/2014/07/11/lebron-james-cleveland-cavaliers 比較圖 http://ppt.cc/CHva -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 108.182.59.83 ※ 文章網址: http://www.ptt.cc/bbs/NBA/M.1407198835.A.7B9.html
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白曼巴
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好想看他跟哈孝遠單挑
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嘴砲力 99
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White Mamba!
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哪位?
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樓上不知道白曼巴是正常的,等到了2038年你就會知道,
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呵~好笑的幽默
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這位在2008年拿過FMVP的人物
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這傢伙能打NBA耶　肯定比林志傑強
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red是指紅頭教練,不是紅襪
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感謝解釋 :)
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網路上有他電球迷的影片
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NBA的萬年開特力 還是可以打爆一堆普通人 XD
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他可是勝利指標 只要他一上場就表是贏定了
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Sca~la~bri~ne~趴趴 趴趴趴
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龍套照樣電翻一堆人啊
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贏20分才會上場的男人，江湖人稱他為人體勝利雪茄。
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白曼巴~~
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Scalabrine好像去過歐洲打球 成績還很亮眼
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哈孝遠跟他單挑大概被電假的
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封館去歐洲的Highlight超強
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超智障哈哈哈 /smark->smart
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一直自我消遣真的好好笑 XDDD
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※ 編輯: BMHSEA (108.182.59.83), 08/05/2014 09:27:03
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拜託 NBA的吉祥物還是可以電翻普通人好嗎?!
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再怎麼說他也在NBA生存了那麼久
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真幽默XDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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跟馬刺的紅曼巴一樣搞笑
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湖人現在有黑曼巴和黃曼巴了
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乾整篇連封面圖都在學LEBRON 超惡搞XDDDDDDDD
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這傢伙很討喜呀 超有人緣
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板凳區領袖啦啦隊長兼吉祥物耶，居然有人不知道他是
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隨……
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黃曼巴明明就是B.ROY 啥時跑到湖人=...=
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白爛XDDDDDDDDDD
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我記得他退休之後有開放路人挑戰1on1都被電報
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這些路人是有些都是校隊不是啥公園阿伯 有人有影片?
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一堆北七就亂嗆阿 來SBL也是萬年MVP
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沒辦法 呂布迷都跟風一日迷 不認識正常
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XDDDDDD
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看成封館時到義大打工 想說怎麼沒新聞
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(那時有義大了嗎?)
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XDDDDD
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他在哪一隊都是吉祥物XD 球迷很想看他上場XD
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借轉回家版
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※ sport0472001:轉錄至看板 Celtics 08/05 10:28
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xddd勝利保證 白曼巴
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曾文鼎都會被電翻了，哈哈哈笑遠只能洗洗睡好嗎～
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也太好笑
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他退休後如果來SBL我就進場看球
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退休去當主播了不是?
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也太可愛 哈哈
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White Mamba!
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哪邊有電球迷影片?謝謝
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youtube 搜尋 scallenge
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他應該多去當脫口秀的Guest...
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哈哈哈 超好笑的 白曼巴 在哪隊都很受歡迎
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我記得曾經有人有寫過他為什麼能夠在板凳區有位置
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誰被電報講清楚?
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XD~超白爛,第一段就好好笑
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靠北XD 有好笑XDDD
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這證明了在NBA如果只想跑龍套，可能不夠幽默還不行
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白曼巴
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老賽吉祥物~好懷念
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綜藝XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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好希望白曼巴重回NBA阿
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幹 超爽的XDDDD 負責看球還有贏球的勝利保證
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好球員 推推
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超好笑
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Scallenge 原文連結裡就有影片了
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懷念的吉祥物~XD
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這篇超好笑XDDDD
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超愛他
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XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDD 酸爆LBJ又消遣自己 讚
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搞笑藝人推
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