[外絮] Embiid推特把妹約卡達珊 不知妹已婚

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Joel Embiid Lays Some Game on Kim Kardashian, Learns She's Married By Dan Carson , Featured Columnist Jul 16, 2014 Hey, Kim Kardashian. Joel Embiid just wanted to drop a tweet and let you know that anytime you’re feeling lonely, his inbox is wide open. The Philadelphia 76ers rookie attempted to put some Twitter moves on the model/actress Wednesday, asking if Kardashian would like to hit him up on the down low for some private messaging: Hey I want you to come slide in my DMs @KimKardashian 2:37 AM - 17 Jul 2014 Unfortunately, this love story cannot come to pass. It was quickly brought to Embiid’s attention that Kardashian recently tied the knot with rapper Kanye West. Oh I didn't know you were married sorry @KimKardashian just saw it from the fan's tweet... have a nice day 2:39 AM - 17 Jul 2014 Chalk up another strong Twitter outing for Embiid, whose quiet public persona clashes violently with his ridiculous Twitter musings. I wouldn’t call him a “keyboard warrior,” but clowning on the Internet is his favorite downtime activity. Some people read and watch TV—Embiid likes to slide all up in your news feed with the goofiness. 原文: http://ppt.cc/JIkr 大意: 中二版非洲天王又再耍二了，繼推特延攬LBJ失敗後， 這次把妹把到Lamar Odom前小姨子Kim Kardashian身上， Kim Kardashian老公可是嘻哈潮流天王Kanye West， 屁孩犯二沒有極限！ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 59.115.103.159 ※ 文章網址: http://www.ptt.cc/bbs/NBA/M.1405564009.A.CA6.html ※ 編輯: Carmelo (59.115.103.159), 07/17/2014 10:27:12
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Embiid：淫人妻女笑呵呵
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噓
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比阿泰扯了
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超二的...
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一場球都還沒打
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騎士賺到
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.......有事嗎他
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我確定選錯人了
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Embiid:橫刀奪愛 才是真愛~~~
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這隻場外很精采... 不知道是好是壞
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一場都還沒打就這樣........
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沒上場就能炒新聞，這孩子是天生的巨星啊
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有潛力
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這是想當阿平的接班人嗎？
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還沒打一場球 就已經朝諧星路線發展了.......
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MWP接班人XD
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白癡嗎 = =" 七六人太慘了 竟然選到幼稚園等級屁孩
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十年後會改名叫宇宙和平
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找舞王 慈世平組團好了
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他的 twitter 超讚，每天都很有梗～
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xddd
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新一代中二王!!!!恭喜76人
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Kobe:
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看看上一個被小姨子鉤上的男人的下場.....
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樓上一講，我還以為你要講你跟你老婆和小姨子的故事
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還有找麥基一隊XD
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真的中二無極限............
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我老婆沒有姊妹...Q.Q
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改說好險還是可惜 囧
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SHAQ:新貨*__*
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世平 JR 舞王 麥基 等你來湊隊
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已婚更好 人妻屬性阿
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鄉民不懂Embiid的幽默感，可悲
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騎士逃過一劫啊XDDDDDD
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憨佛:想當我表弟?
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哈比人
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樓上對啊 一群認真哥
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好險騎士選了AW...
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他真的很有梗XDDD
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他是不是應該戒推特了？=_=
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搞爛想來湖人就是了
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有上 Shaqtin' a fool 的潛力
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West不是那個湖人傳奇嗎？
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My boy Embiid!!
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這年頭的長人腦袋都異於常人？
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我覺得Mcgee比較像天然呆
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一個公車這麼多人搶著上
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keyboard warrior
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bynum跟mwp合體？
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根本湖人咖
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什麼湖人咖,湖人隊裡沒有色胚,ok
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Kim Kardashian....口味有點重鹹
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難怪掉到第三
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新生代潛力中鋒的特質-中二
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Metta Galaxy Peace
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說不定把得到 某人這麼破 哈哈
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McGee II
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覺得是超越mcgee的天才！ 一場球都還沒打就顯得蠢了
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Kayne west
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XDDDDD 他真的超好笑
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噓
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何年才能見到下一個身心健全的超級中鋒？
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booty love................
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你那大意 是心得吧 哪是大意
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新視訊王?
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一個月不到就從大夢接班人變阿納貝貝接班人了
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