[外絮] 老巴第一次搭紐約地鐵已回收
先跟大家說抱歉，這是小弟一次po文，不太確定這該歸類在外絮或新聞。
小弟也不是這篇文章中提到任何一支球隊的球迷，小弟住丹佛，傳說中的老大聖地。在這
裡穿黃紫色24號球衣，總會比較容易吸引一些異性目光。開玩笑的啦!不過老大終於回歸了
小弟知道本版一向戰意滿點，但我不是來戰的，真的只是想分享這個很好笑的文章。
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這是運動畫刊的一篇專訪，對向是巴克利，他生平第一次搭紐約地鐵，目的地是
布魯克林籃網隊主場，去那裡做他的球評工作。
原文網址 http://ppt.cc/bhTM
原文影片 不過文章中對話沒有出現在影片裡
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8dbI0aVRx8
原文如下，小弟只翻譯了一些特別好笑和有趣的部分。希望各位見諒，
真的，不是來戰的喔!
Charles Barkley is explaining how the underground will be new ground for him.
巴爵士正在向大家解釋搭乘地鐵對他是全新的體驗。
"Hell, I'm from Alabama," Barkley says. "I've never taken the subway before."
棍! 林北是阿拉巴馬來的，老巴說，林北這輩子沒答過紐約地鐵
Following in the proud tradition of athletes taking mass transportation,
Barkley took the New York City subway Thursday from the SoHo neighborhood in
Manhattan to Brooklyn's Barclays Center prior to working as a game analyst on
the Knicks-Nets game for TNT. It was the first time Barkley had ever taken a
New York subway, though he has visited the city many times.
跟隨著職業運動員搭乘紐約地鐵的傳統榮耀，老巴在週四從曼哈頓蘇活區搭乘地鐵到
布魯克林籃網的主場Barclays Center擔任他的球評工作。儘管他已經來過紐約這麼多次，
這還是他第一次坐紐約地鐵。
Joining Barkley on the journey was an eight-person traveling pack -- a pair
of New York City police officers, one VP of talent services for Turner, one
public relations executive, a two-person Turner camera crew, a Turner Sports
security person and one incredibly handsome reporter. Here's an abbreviated
diary of the trip and some YouTube footage from Barkley's jovial journey to
Barclays:
上面是敘述了誰和他一起參與這段旅程，抱歉跳過了。
以下各個時間點就請各位自行參考
3:50 p.m. In the lobby of his hotel, Barkley cracks his first joke about the
struggles of the Knicks and Nets. "I left two tickets for this game at the
front desk last night," Barkley says, laughing. "This morning I checked on
them and I had six."
老巴在飯店大廳裡，對尼克和籃網的掙扎開了第一個玩笑。"我昨天晚上在櫃檯留下
兩張尼克和籃網比賽的門票。" 老巴邊笑邊說，"結果今天早上起來我回去看的時候，
發現變成六張" (XD)
3:54 p.m. Barkley greets a hotel worker on his way out the door. Time for
another Knicks crack. "You are not going to Knicks game, are you?" he asks.
"Sh--, they should pay you to go."
老巴在離開飯店的時候和裡面的員工打招呼。是時候來另外一個尼克玩笑了。他和員
工說"你沒打算去看尼克隊的比賽，對吧?" 員工說"拜託，他們應該付錢請你去看比賽"
3:55 p.m. Barkley shakes hands with the New York City police helping us out.
Immediately, people on the street start to recognize him and say hello.
基本上是說老巴和兩位隨行NYPD警員握手，路人立刻認出他。
3:59 p.m. We walk a couple of blocks to the Spring Street entrance for the
downtown C and E lines. As Barkley heads down the subway steps, he yells out,
"If they never see me again, tell my family I love them."
一行人走過幾個路口後來到Spring Street的地鐵入口。當老巴往下走入地鐵階梯時，
他大叫! "如果他們再也看不到我，告訴我的家人我愛他們!" (調侃了紐約地鐵)
4:02 p.m. Barkley has made it through the MetroCard entry with the help of
one of New York City's Finest. But the 6-foot-4 Barkley nearly his hits his
head on a sign above when going through the entrance.
4:03 p.m. People in the subway start recognizing him. He poses for a couple
of photos and shakes hands.
4:04 p.m. The E train comes by and passengers disembark into the station. A
young guy walks off the E and his brain registers who is in front of him
"Hey, you're Charles Barkley," says the man. This is true. Barkley responds,
"How y'all doing?"
4:07 p.m. Kimberly Esteras, a 21-year-old from the Bronx, asks Barkley for a
photo. I ask if she knows who Barkley is. She says her father, Miguel, is a
big NBA fan. Barkley averaged 25.6 points for the Phoenix Suns the year she
was born.
基本上以上是說老巴太高，頭撞到地鐵刷卡門的入口。和大眾寒軒。一個來自於紐約
布朗克斯21歲的女子說她出生的那年，老巴在太陽隊場均25.6分。
4:12 p.m. We hop on the C train. The camera phones come out. Someone asks
Barkley if he is going to the Knicks-Nets game. Time for another crack. "I'm
going to a pillow fight," he says.
轉搭C地鐵後，有人問老巴是不是去看尼克籃網比賽，老巴說，我是去看一個枕頭大戰的
(就是美國小孩或大人會在床上打的枕頭戰，有夠酸)
4:20 p.m. Our small army gets off at Chambers Street and stays underground so
we can transfer to the No. 2 train at the Park Place station. This is the
train that will take us to the Barclays Center.
4:26 p.m. We're now on the 2. Barkley poses for photos with a pair of female
friends from Brooklyn and one from Alabama. It always strikes me when I'm
with Barkley how much he likes people. "Y'all born in New York?" he asks a
women wearing USPS hat. She says yes and asks him the same. He says he's from
Alabama but that his daughter lives in New York and that he loves the city.
He talks about the Iron Bowl, which he watched from a suite at Jordan-Hare
Stadium. "That was a heck of game for Auburn," he says.
基本上是再次轉乘。路人寒暄，老巴說他自己是阿拉巴馬人，但女兒住在紐約，他很
喜歡這裡。也談到了最近剛打完Iron Bowl的Auburn大學(有看NCAA足球的朋友會了解)
4:27 p.m. Barkley hears a baby crying in the subway car. "I'm going to see
the Knicks and Nets so I know exactly how that baby feels," Barkley says. The
car erupts in laughter.
老巴聽到一個娃娃正在地鐵車廂內哭。他說" 我要去看尼克和籃網的比賽，我完全了解
娃娃的心情 (酸民無誤)" 地鐵上的人笑開。
4:29 p.m. Someone asks Barkley who will win the Knicks-Nets game as a voice
informs riders that the next stop on the train is Clark Street. "It don't
matter, man," Barkley says. "Zero plus zero is still zero."
路人問了老巴，尼克和籃網誰會贏。"有差嗎，老兄" 老巴說 " 零加零，依舊等於零"
(小弟看到這的時候快要笑倒，ph低到破表)
4:32 p.m. We exit at the Atlantic Avenue-Barclays Center stop. "Sh--, is that
Charles Barkley?" asks a kid, about 20 years old, as Barkley blows by him
walking. At the base of the escalator to the arena, Barkley poses with a
group of New York City transit workers.
4:34 p.m. We go up the escalator and Barkley finally meets Barclays. There
are not too many people lingering. "Hot ticket," Barkley says, laughing.
Thirty seconds later people of all ages start heading toward him. He poses
for more photos.
基本上路人寒暄，接著老巴終於抵達球場。基本上球場付盡冷清清，老巴笑說"喔唷?
搶手票喔! (再酸一次)"。
4:37 p.m. Barkley heads inside the arena via a private exit. Normally a
studio force for TNT's Inside The NBA, he will work the TNT broadcast tonight
with Marv Albert and Steve Kerr. About half an hour after he enters the
building, while sitting in a green room, Tara August, VP of talent services
for Turner Sports, tells him that Nelson Mandela has passed away. A couple of
minutes earlier, Barkley had told me that while he doesn't feel compelled to
be on television every day, he does like that sports affords him the
opportunity to speak on issues that go beyond it. Here is what he said on
Mandela.
http://www.nba.com/insidethenba/realtime/?s=172938
基本上是老巴會和Marv Albert, Steve Kerr一起擔任球評工作。TNT副總裁也告知他
幾分鐘前南非前總理曼德拉過世的消息。網址是他對曼德拉發表的一些想法，
就不翻譯了。
短評或心得:老巴高級酸民無誤。另外可不可以求跪NBA群俠傳1-6，8，9集。拜託!
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