[外絮] James＆Wade：假摔的確是有效率的戰略已回收
作者感覺很反火..但我是無辜的!!
這篇只負責翻譯沒有立場問題!!
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For LeBron James and Dwyane Wade, flopping wins championships.
對James還有Wade來說，假摔幫助他們贏得總冠軍。
Sure, that can be construed as a bit extreme, but what else are we supposed to believe?
當然，這有點小極端，但我們還可以假設什麼，或者相信什麼呢？
The two Miami Heat superstars haven't done anything to quell the cries of
those who would call them dirty floppers. They've actually perpetuated them .
這兩個熱火巨星目前還沒辦法讓那些靠邀他們是很髒的假摔者的人閉嘴。
但其實靠邀的人永遠沒有消失的一天阿~~
"Some guys have been doing it for years, just trying to get an advantage,"
James said of flopping "Any way you can get an advantage over the opponent to
help your team win, so be it."
談到假摔，James有自己的看法...
"你知道的，有些人做這事兒十幾年了，大家都想幫自己隊伍取得優勢。
一旦假摔可以從對手身上獲得利益讓隊伍獲勝，那就做吧。"
Normally, LeBron's win-at-all-costs mantra would be cause for further adoration.
"Oh how chivalrous he is," the world would cry.
Nothing about his cavalier approach to flopping is valiant, though. Or normal.
Or, let's face it, acceptable.
不管假摔是否勇敢，或是否合理，讓我們面對吧，這是可以接受的。
This is the same LeBron who refuted Chicago Bulls head coach
Tom Thibodeau's claim that he was a flop artist.
日前公牛教練批評LeBron是個"假摔藝術家"
"I don't need to flop," he said at the time. "I play an aggressive game.
I don't flop. I've never been one of those guys."
James回應道："噢，我不需要假摔啊！我打得是充滿侵略性的防守，
我從不假摔的，我跟那些傢伙不一樣。"
Just like Ray Allen has never been one to shoot threes.
Or Chris "Birdman" Andersen has never been one to get tattoos.
這說法就好像說Ray從不投三分，鳥人身上半點刺青都沒有是一樣的。
Flopping is cheating.
Players are feigning or exaggerating contact to manipulate the outcome of a game.
That's what fouls, free throws and changes in possession do.
They impact the score, they help sway momentum. They aid in determining a winner.
假摔是作弊的行為。
球員總是假裝或者誇張了肢體接觸，因為對手犯規他們就可以罰球、可以轉換球權，
這會影響比賽的分數，所以他們利用假摔來贏球。
And we're supposed to believe that's alright just because it's effective?
We might as just board the bounty-system bandwagon as well.
好，我們假設這是可行的，但真的是因為它最有效率嗎？
其實這只不過是讓假摔得利者更爽而已。
In an ideal world, LeBron would stand alone.
Sadly the world isn't perfect, and LeBron isn't alone.
His buddy Wade is right there with him.
在這理想世界，LeBron處在孤獨狀態。
世界並不完美...而Lebron並不孤獨，因為他的兄弟Wade就陪著他。
"It happens," Wade said. "We would have no NBA possibly if they
got rid of all the flopping."
Wade：" 這會發生的。"
" 如果他們徹底根除假摔這行為，也許NBA就失去了可看性。"
I bet Wade also supports the legalization of kicking opposing players
where the sun doesn't shine. Forearm shots to the head are just fine too.
The NBA can't survive without those either.
我敢打賭Wade一定很支持這件事
--- 在裁判死角踢對手，進而假摔得利。 又或是...尻人家頭。
但NBA如果沒有假摔這效果就無法生存了。
Sorry, but we're not daft enough to buy that. Well, not all of us.
抱歉 我們不是笨蛋，不會買你的帳！
好吧，並不是全部人都不買帳。
This isn't the MLB, where some truly believe the livelihood of
the sport depends on the use of steroids. This is the NBA.
And we're talking about flopping.
這不是美國職棒，不是那個大家都靠類固醇打球的運動。
這是NBA，而我們在討論假摔。
Egregious acts of embellishment aren't a necessary evil.
The Association wouldn't cease to exist without them.
It would be a far better place without flopping.
過度的美化並不然是個惡魔。
聯盟不會讓這行為停止的，而要讓假摔式微...呵呵，還差得遠呢。
Just as the NBA would be a far better place without LeBron and Wade's
arrant approaches to tactics that crassly taint the sanctity of this game.
但NBA始終無法徹底根除James和Wade這種玷污神聖籃球殿堂的策略。
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懶人包
1.James:我從不假摔
2.Wade一定很喜歡踢人還有巴頭
3.他們都承認這會得利 但都不承認他們有做
( Bosh表示:_____ )
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