[外絮] 巫師變魔法，湖人撞上牆已回收

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http://ppt.cc/ARrK Lakers hit the wall against Wizards after break 巫師變魔法，湖人撞上牆 Bryant's three-point shot at the buzzer was short, so the Lakers lost to a team that had been 6-26 on the road. 老大一記三分絕殺了湖人 湖人隊輸給了巫師.........客場戰績6-26的巫師 They also blew an easy chance at standings separation from Utah and remained 11/2 games ahead of the Jazz for the eighth and final playoff spot in the Western Conference. 湖人隊煮熟的鴨子飛了 他們失去了一個很好的機會，把鹽爵甩開的機會 他們在西區爭季後賽只領先了1.5場勝差 But what's the big rush to the playoffs if the Lakers can't even win at home against the Wizards? After leading by 18 in the final minute of the second quarter? 不過如果他們連在主場迎戰巫師，還一度領先到18分都能輸掉 他們就算拿到了季後賽門票也是體驗券 Coach Mike D'Antoni was fuming afterward, delivering a lengthy rant on the Lakers' collapse. 冷笑話非常生氣 他非常的火 "This is a good team that for whatever reason just can't get collectively, mentally … get stimulated to do it every time," D'Antoni said before scoffing at the Lakers' huddle breaks. "這是隻good team，但是不知道是有什麼神秘力量" "這隻球隊不能永遠保持著他們的注意力" "We put our hands in, and you guys have probably seen it, we say 'Championship.' God, that's laughable. Championship? You've got to be kidding me. Until they understand the importance of every possession offensively and defensively and they've got to come out with some determination to be a good basketball team, then we're just fooling ourselves. We're just making a sham-mockery out of it or whatever you say it is." "我們湊在一塊，然後別人看到我們的陣容都覺得很恐怖" "這是隻冠軍隊伍啊!!!!!!" "冠軍隊伍~~我的老天爺啊~~~頗哈~~~快笑死我了" "除非我們球隊非常計較在乎每一次進攻和防守" "我們要真的下定決心變成一隻很強的藍球團隊" "不然我們都只是在騙自己" "冠軍隊伍這個詞只是一種模仿我們的嘲笑" D'Antoni had other things to say after the Lakers' record fell to 36-34. 冷笑話今天話有如滔滔江水，綿綿不絕 又有如黃河氾濫，一發不可收拾 "What happened was we didn't play hard enough," he said. "We think we can just figure stuff out and just point. Trevor Ariza's got 12 attempts at threes and he's wide open. That's inexcusable. It's just a matter of lapses or gambling or 'I'm not going to play hard tonight because we'll just outscore them.' "由於我們不夠拼命，今天發生了什麼事情呢?" "我們認為我們可以光靠得分壓垮對方" "結果阿里殺三分球出手了十二次，幾乎都是大空檔!!!" "這是不可原諒的" "不管原因是單純的失誤還是賭著我們得分會贏過他們，所以我防守可以放鬆" "I can't explain it, but every time we get up 16, it's like, 'Well, we're really good and we don't have to play hard.' And we start messing with the game and start messing with not moving the ball. You start messing with, 'I'm just going to go one-on-one every time,' you start messing with the basketball gods and they get you. The ball will roll around and go in for them and it'll roll around and go out for us because we're messing with the game. "我不知道怎麼去描述他，不過就好像每次我們一領先到十六分" "我們就會想著 我們超猛，太厲害了，可以輕鬆打" "然後就開始錯誤百出，球都不會流動了" "你會開始亂打，我每一球都要單打啦!!!!!" "你得罪了籃球之神，然後報應會回到你身上" "然後氣勢和球運就會開始遠離我們偏向對手，然後我們就會搞砸這場比賽" "If we don't change that, well, obviously we won't make the playoffs, but even if we do, then we'll get blown out in the playoffs." "如果我們沒有改變這點，我們肯定會失去季後賽門票" "即使我們好狗運進了，我們在季後賽一樣會被打爆" The Lakers' protagonists were in the lineup for the first time since Jan. 30, but the team was far from taking center stage. 湖人隊五虎皆列在陣前是1/30號以來的第一次 Dwight Howard had a very efficient 20 points and 15 rebounds but did not have a shot in the fourth quarter, a pattern that happens too often to ignore. 魔獸很有效率 20分 15版 但是第四節完全沒出手........ 這件事情好像常常發生齁 他常常在第四節被忽視 Howard's final shot came with three minutes left in the third quarter, a layup that made him eight for nine. It's where he finished. 魔獸的最後一擊是在第三節還剩三分鐘 他投九中八 高效率 然後就變成背景了 Adding injury to insult, Antawn Jamison sustained a sprained right wrist. X-rays were negative and he'll have an MRI on Saturday. He was hurt after his dunk attempt was blocked by Kevin Seraphin with 1:10 left in the third quarter. 不幸的是 AJ受傷了 X光結果是陰性，他會在禮拜六做進一步的MRI 他在第三節1:10秒的一記灌籃被Kevin檔下來的時候受傷的 Gasol looked about as advertised, missing eight of 10 shots while basically trying to get back in shape after sitting out 20 games because of a tear inside the bottom of his right foot. He had four points and eight rebounds in 21 minutes. 脖加索缺席了二十場比賽 今天首次回歸，狀況還沒完全回復 在場上看起來就只是個人形廣告看板 投十中二 上場 21分鐘拿下四分八籃板 Bryant was in facilitator mode most of the night after missing the better part of three games because of a sprained left ankle. He had 21 points on eight-for-18 shooting and also had 11 assists. 老大在因傷缺席了三場比賽後 今晚進入了助攻模式 投18中8 21分 但是有11助攻 He tried to turn up the offense in the fourth quarter, and had some success, though his 11-footer with 5.9 seconds left rimmed out, the Lakers trailing by two at the time. 他在第四節又進入了大家熟悉的老大模式和老大劇本，力挽狂瀾 投進了好幾顆球 不過如同劇本 暫停過後那顆剩下5.9秒的超遠豪洨球絕殺了湖人 He was tight-lipped after the game, unhappy but not uncorked like his coach. 他在比賽過後和冷笑話一樣滿臉不爽 不過他一句話都不肯說 Meanwhile, Bryant's former teammate, Ariza, made nine of 15 shots, including a noteworthy seven from three-point range. 與此同時 老大的前隊友阿理殺投15中9，七顆三分球射翻湖人 John Wall had 24 points and 16 assists, but Ariza, guarded mainly by Bryant, was the dagger, a name Lakers fans never quite forgot and a throwback to happier times at Staples Center. 擋住湖人的一堵高牆則是24分 16助攻 不過湖人的致命傷 阿理殺 是由老大負責防守的 我想史坦波中心的湖人球迷是不會忘記阿理殺這個名字 還有由喜轉悲的今天........... 心得: 冷笑話到底在說誰呢?? 這記者最後這一段又想說什麼呢? -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 114.25.234.38
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總教練崩潰
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※ 編輯: ckshchen 來自: 114.25.234.38 (03/23 15:26)
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Kobe再次絕殺了
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旅湖就是...
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鹽爵 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Kobe在第四節為了守DH才放掉阿里沙的
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最後幾球單打的那個就是毒瘤 是誰你們都知道
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神秘力量就是糗爺啊 XD 咦？今天糗爺失準 XD
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3冷笑話在火什麼 他不是永遠24號戰術媽
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DH賽季結束後湖人真的留的住嗎?
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KOBE:GASOL 護駕!! 護駕!!
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LAODA帶領巫師打敗湖人!!!!!!
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最後幾分鐘....扣掉MWP進攻犯規....其他人應該沒持球
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記者的意思是說 打巫師打成這樣進季後賽也是觀光
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糗爺神秘力量發威
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布萊恩繼續養傷 加索先救湖人 LYS ← 結果今天...
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Kobe:我感覺力量源源不絕 Gasol:奇怪 一直打鐵？
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布萊恩不養傷，gasol 2-10
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已改正
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助攻模式結果還是投了18球@@"
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We will get blown out 是說改了還是會被殺爆嗎?@@
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跟30球比起來是老大的助攻模式沒錯啊~~
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冷笑話崩潰了
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哈哈哈爽啦 科比真廢真爛
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應該不是說自己會被殺爆吧XD 改了還被殺爆?
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競爭者可能是小牛不是鹽爵
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那句我看到even if 我其實很猶豫 是不是你那個意思
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即使我們改了，可是這樣超怪的啊.....
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我也不懂阿 如果是我講的意思乾脆包包收一收回家吧XD
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宅爵最近自己也不爭氣，恐怖湖人要來了
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我第一次翻的時候是 即使我們改了 我們在季後賽一樣
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會被吹翻炸裂，他到底在說啥
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照理應該說我要吹翻炸裂別人吧...
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※ 編輯: ckshchen 來自: 114.25.234.38 (03/23 15:39)
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最近西區搶八區根本是贏了大家贏 輸了大家輸
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如果我們不改進,球隊不會進季後賽,即使進了,也是被痛
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宰的份
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老大本季在第四節到底有沒有救過球隊 只看到一直搞笑
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他後面的do指的不是改進,而是"進季後賽"
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還有 20 則推文
還有 1 段內文
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不動明王
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丹東尼的戰術每每到關鍵時刻 就是球給Kobe
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是沒有其他戰術能用? 還是不得不給KB? 四個巨星!?
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對了,照X光後negative是指陰性,也就是沒有骨折/裂
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這是隻good team，但是不知道是有什麼神秘力量XD
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通常隔天會再照MRI,話說賽後Xrays不是negative的機率
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很小
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亞里莎的復仇
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水鬼遇到法師 抓交替失敗
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毒瘤鼻
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KOBE又眼神防守了 輸球不意外
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※ 編輯: ckshchen 來自: 114.25.234.38 (03/23 16:10)
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東方神秘力量的傳說
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牆 爆了!!!!
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糗爺真猛 昨天兩個糗文 都一語成讖
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莫名其妙 有單打王射球後衛在隊上 不給他給誰
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這篇翻得很有趣 推~
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湖人連巫師都輸,進季後決對被幹好玩的
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還在想冠軍,找人來救救你們的破爛防守吧
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nash旋轉門,還想打馬刺,雷霆?
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熱火落後27分逆轉,湖人冷領先18被逆轉,差好多
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還在想冠軍,去旁邊玩沙啦,弱的可憐
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花了最多錢,打這麼鳥,真是今年最好笑的球隊
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教練震怒有屁用,防守可以爛成這樣,西區山貓嗎?
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山貓好像比較強,至少沒花這麼多錢
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丹東尼明顯在講Laoda吧...說給阿里沙12次空檔三分
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西區山貓XDD 話說老喬會生氣喔
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很可惜不過也不用太過擔心LA
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這篇有夠長XD
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翻譯錯真大
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科比再次絕殺湖人
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神祕力量=lys
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單東尼注意到有神秘的力量在操控球隊了嗎? XD
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你這標題害我以為是lys
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糗爺才是魔術的本體
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Kobe第四節接管比賽 然後巫師就贏了
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糗爺表示: 終於有人注意到我了
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中間有些翻錯啦，結尾throwback to happier times也
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錯了
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不是指亞理沙以前幫湖人奪冠，現在卻讓他們痛苦嗎?
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