[外絮] 魔獸聊到了犯規這檔事已回收

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http://ppt.cc/E40h Metta World Peace is averaging 1 1/2 assists a game, but the one he had over the weekend was eagerly scooped up by Lakers teammate Dwight Howard. 阿平,一個不擅長幫助隊友,只有平均1.5助攻的男人 但是有情有義重義氣的他 在上周末卻發出了屬於阿平的不平之鳴 他急切的想幫助魔獸 While World Peace fought his own battle against flagrant fouls, as in the many called against him, he suggested the NBA wasn't protecting Howard from a slew of hard fouls. 阿平對於他那些有些爭議的惡性犯規 (指的是免費升等的那次吧) 感到委屈,說了些想法 (他是舊時代的球風,他沒有故意犯規,我信) 然後他認為NBA聯盟沒有給予魔獸適當的保護 (買過草莓的都知道,不能壓摔.....) Howard's response? Hey, thanks. 魔獸對於阿平這麼甘心的舉動有什麼反應呢?? 嘿,太感謝了T_T "I don't want a backlash of people thinking I'm trying to cry about stuff, but most of the injuries, or all of the injuries, that I've had the past couple of years have come from fouls," he said in an interview Sunday. "It started with my eyes, and people slapping me in the face. Then I ended up hurting my back because people just jump on my back as I'm coming up [to shoot]. And this season my shoulder. Hopefully it stops here. "我不是很希望人們有個印象" "我又再哭哭了,哭東哭西" "但是我之所以滿身是傷,大多數,不,或許能說全部都是" "拜這些犯規所賜" "他們先毒啞我" "然後打臉" (魔獸有玩過一個遊戲嗎?頭耳肩膀洗腳趾~~~) "然後我就哭背了,我的背傷了" "在我跳起來要進攻的時候,我的對手跳到我的背上,抓下來" "然後本季我沒有強肩,換我的肩膀受傷了" "我希望我的損傷輪盤能停在那就不要再轉了" "I'm not going to stop playing and I'm going to fight through it, but [World Peace] is right. A lot of stuff happens and it just gets overlooked because of my size or whatever." "我不會因為這些犯規停下來" "我會一直和他們對抗" "但是有情有義的阿平說的對" "有很多犯規在我身上都被忽略了" "只因為我有體型優勢,所以看起來我沒被怎樣" Like World Peace, Howard has flagrant-foul problems of his own — they are tied for the league lead with five "points" in the NBA's penalty system. One more flagrant will lead to at least a one-game suspension, perhaps two games. 好喜歡阿平..........不是啦,就像阿平一樣 魔獸也有惡性犯規的麻煩 他們哥倆好,一對寶,在聯盟的惡性犯規數據中領先群倫 再犯就要被禁賽啦~~~~ But Howard seemed to enjoy talking about the other side of the hard-foul coin Sunday. 不過魔獸倒是很樂意談論犯在他身上的 "I'm not complaining about it. I understand it, for the most part. I get fouled almost every single play and I know that the refs are not going to call it," he said. "我不是愛抱怨啦~~~我能理解為什麼大家要這麼做~~" "我幾乎每次拿到球就被犯規,而且我知道裁判不會吹" (我怎麼覺得原因是你的罰球而不是裁判吹不吹) "For me, I just have to play through it and try not to get injured. Sometimes it's tough because I try a quick shot before I get fouled and I end up missing instead of just going up through the contact. As I get stronger, as my body gets back to being where it was before I got injured, I've just got to keep playing through it." "對我來說,我只好硬吃,然後盡量保護自己不受傷" "有時候這是很困難的" "我必須在我被犯下規之前就要快速的出手" "我要完成出手後而不是只有單純的和人家有激烈的肉體碰撞" "我會變壯,我的身體會回復受傷前的最好狀況" "然後來硬吃接受這樣的打法" The other side 另一方面 With two players logging so many flagrant fouls, the question has to be asked. 當你的隊上有惡性犯規界的喬丹和KOBE,人們會忍不住問........ Are the Lakers a dirty team? 湖人隊是不是很髒 World Peace, suspended 11 times since 2003, wouldn't ever admit such a thing 阿平,自2003年以來被禁賽過11次的男人 可能永遠不會承認這樣的說法 "You've got guys on this team like Steve Nash. Is he a dirty player?" World Peace said. "You can't say the Lakers are dirty." "我們隊上有Nash!!!他是個打球很髒的球員嗎??" "不是啊,所以你不能說湖人打球很髒" (我是很喜歡阿平啦,但是這邏輯好像怪怪的) You sure about that? 你確定嗎!? "There's so many players in the NBA that play aggressive. And if you put all those players on one team, and they're not all on this team, they'd be the most aggressive team," World Peace said. "在NBA有很多球員打球都拼勁十足" "如果你把這些超拼的球員湊成一隊" "這就會是隻努力天王級的球隊,拼勁一等一" "If you had a team of Dwight, Chris Paul, myself, [Reggie] Evans, Gerald Wallace, Tony Allen, Mike James from Dallas. You put a team like that, people would say that's a dirty team. It's just how a player plays. "如果你有Dwight, Chris Paul, 在下本人大爺我, [Reggie] Evans, GeraldWallace, Tony Allen, 還有達拉斯來的Mike James 這些人湊一隊" (為什麼Mike James要特別強調是達拉斯的??) "人們會說這球隊好髒" (另類的全明星隊) "但是這只是這些球員們習慣這樣拼而已" "When guys say we're dirty, we're just playing hard. We're playing, we're reacting." "當人們說我們很髒的時候" "我們只是很努力很努力的拼命打球 Q__Q" "我們認真打球" "然後對於對手的行動有所反應而已" 心得: 阿平幫自己伸冤還要幫魔獸 有情有義啊~~~~~~~ 別再說湖人球員之間不合了,看看阿平 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 1.171.109.104

03/04 17:51, , 1F
阿平有點領袖氣質
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03/04 17:52, , 2F
翻譯蠻好笑的
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03/04 17:52, , 3F
NASH口水在球上的確有點髒...
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03/04 17:53, , 4F
哈哈哈
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03/04 17:55, , 5F
魔獸閉嘴! 把男人的褲子穿上。
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03/04 17:55, , 6F
總結 NASH 是清流. 其它髒髒
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03/04 18:01, , 7F
沙揆想髒都沒機會!
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03/04 18:02, , 8F
姚明表示:................
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03/04 18:03, , 9F
用犯魔獸規的力量打在林書豪身上 林早就骨折了
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03/04 18:04, , 10F
阿平超白爛XDD
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03/04 18:05, , 11F
回到四大中鋒時期,草莓可能就被打爛流湯了
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03/04 18:08, , 12F
CP3躺著也中槍@@
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03/04 18:10, , 13F
老大筆記:阿平是魔獸幫的
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03/04 18:16, , 14F
我不是很喜歡別人說我愛哭哭不過@#$@$$(下略三千字)
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03/04 18:18, , 15F
之前在太陽時我記得有影片計算他舔過多少次手還是類
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03/04 18:18, , 16F
似的影片?
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03/04 18:20, , 17F
裁判OS 屎藤下令要幫湖人晉級 吹你哨就GG了
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03/04 18:21, , 18F
CP3真的很髒 不過髒的很有技巧就是強
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03/04 18:23, , 19F
推翻譯
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03/04 18:24, , 20F
阿平~~ T_____T
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03/04 18:31, , 21F
是在阿平甚麼拉XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/04 18:37, , 22F
犯他他心阿,罰又不進,第二球不進馬上有快攻機會
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03/04 18:37, , 23F
搞得他暴怒吃T搞不好又有球可以罰
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03/04 19:13, , 24F
裁判:我不吹你才能進阿 怪我囉
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03/04 19:23, , 25F
所以魔獸和老大的差別是,一個有強肩,一個沒有..
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03/04 19:26, , 26F
有情有義,是我世平
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03/04 19:29, , 27F
姚明:魔獸你懂什麼.....而且我罰球還很準
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03/04 19:38, , 28F
(買過草莓的都知道,不能壓摔.....)超好笑XDDDD
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03/04 20:33, , 29F
捅了CP3一刀
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03/04 20:56, , 30F
Tony Allen 跟G-Wa哪裡髒阿 明明就是很紮實的防守
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03/04 21:04, , 31F
現在就雙重標準啊~ 同樣的力道犯在生化人,ex:DH、LBJ
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03/04 21:04, , 32F
可能就普通犯規, 有時還沒事....別人的話就變惡意
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03/04 21:19, , 33F
LBJ:果然是草莓 我都沒再哭夭了 不知道你再哭爸啥
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03/04 21:43, , 34F
你翻譯太好笑了啦XD 推!! 毒啞我XDDDDDDD
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03/04 22:44, , 35F
快問老大乾爹還有沒有欠乾兒子比較重要,不然等到明年
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03/04 22:44, , 36F
就來不及了
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03/04 23:27, , 37F
阿平這輩子註定是諧星的命了XDD
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03/04 23:58, , 38F
他到90年代可能2場就跟NBA說再見了 尤其是遇到壞小
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03/04 23:58, , 39F
孩活塞
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03/05 01:41, , 40F
神翻譯 我快笑死了
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