[轉錄][大哭] 砲兵日記
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作者: t000077 (清林幽顗) 站內: StupidClown
標題: [大哭] 砲兵日記
時間: Sat Mar 12 11:04:13 2011
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每個當過砲兵的人都知道
挖柱礎是一件______的事
好比說下到一個陣地,終於挖好了一個非常完美的坑
相信測驗官看到也會跟你拍拍手的那種
但是就會有那種很北懶的營士官長來吹毛求疵
"他x挖個坑是要多久?" 但是明明7分鐘就準備好了(非基準砲10分鐘算很好了)
"木樁怎麼這麼鬆?" 幹,你拔的起來我就剁xx
"標竿插哪裡啊?" 營老...你目幹別牽拖到副砲身上好嗎...
"現在馬上給我起架重挖!" 幹...就不要讓我再一次看到你上酒店,不然我就...
尤其是遇到下雨過後乾掉的陣地,那種土挖起來跟石頭一樣硬
而我們國軍為了培養精實的砲兵,挑的都是一些很多鵝卵石的地
所以每個都人都是捏著________挖坑
不過陣地中不只是柱礎需要挖坑
還有個東西叫"野戰廁所"
某一天,強者我朋友下某個陣地 (教練三天,不能洗澡)
他的砲位是由營長欽點,並經由連長、營士官長、士官長聯合會勘OK的
十字鎬鋤下去的一瞬間...
"恩?軟的?好像沒石頭?應該是某位前輩留下來的舊坑吧..."
"幹...一定是這座105榴炮有保佑我,不然怎麼會讓我挖到這麼好的地"
"這個地怎麼這麼好挖,以後我挖不到怎麼辦哪QQ~~(淚"
"學長,謝謝你沒用石頭回填..."
正當強者我同梯這樣想的時候,同時把十字鎬往回抽的時候
他發現那個坑......爆漿了
眼前的景象就像2012中黃石火山爆發一樣
大大小小的土塊在他耳邊呼嘯而過
奇怪的咖啡色液體不斷的噴灑在他的身上、臉上、腿上
彷彿像個行為藝術家般,用行動表達對於這個社會的不滿
"幹!!居然挖到野戰廁所"
"營長你他媽搞我啊!!"
"我還有八個月才退伍阿!你這樣叫我怎麼在正妹中士面前做人哪?!"
"噢~正妹中士,還有可愛的營部連學妹...再見了..."
我承認我就是強者我朋友......幹!
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