[轉錄]Re: [問卦] 解放軍一堆超級米蟲
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作者: jellinek (請找我下五子棋) 看板: Gossiping
標題: Re: [問卦] 解放軍一堆超級米蟲
時間: Wed Aug 18 17:44:08 2010
※ 引述《dcps22 (精實)》之銘言:
: 認識幾位大陸朋友身邊有人當兵 據他們的說法
: 若親戚家有誰不會念書 整天只會上網當米蟲
: 或是不學好甩流氓 親戚朋友都會教他們簽下去
: 而在營區 國軍在爛也只是拿掃把拿的比槍多
: 解放軍一堆沒拿過"槍" 整天只會排隊形 管倉庫
: 志願役再爛也只是戰技差 解放軍一堆人連戰技都沒有
: 幾十位拿槍暴徒大概就可以搞定一個營區
: 連保麗龍補土都不用開進去...
: 當然 同樣為華人
: 高裝檢作假帳 保養不實等狗屁倒灶
: 解放軍樣樣"具備" 完全不輸國軍...
記得強者我朋友有一陣子在對岸工作
放假期間與同事吃飯
席間一位陸幹女同事帶了他的解放軍男友來
強者朋友當然本於台灣人的尊嚴意有所指的將話題聊到飛彈上面去
半開玩笑地說同為手足情長的中華兒女怎會飛彈相向呢?
只見咱們大有為的解放軍同志緩緩地說:
「您以為每枚飛彈都飛得起來嗎?」
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