[閒聊] 前二天有個中士退伍
昨天我同學告訴我的笑話...
他們營上,有個中士,前幾天退伍。
退伍時,送營長一箱禮物,說是好吃的名產,請營長分給營上軍官吃。
還說要他走再開,一大箱有點重,他們本來以為是水果,後來營長把軍官都叫來...
想說一起吃,結果一打開,是一箱狗食,有乾狗糧和罐頭。
當場大家就幹起來了,罵聲連連...
但是還是有人把東西拿走了,只是不知道是要餵狗吃還是晚上肚子餓的時候...
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最近國軍主打便形莖肛的廣告....
國防部長官說:看來不錯哦,有這個的話一定很多人想來開,志願役召募OK的啦!
內行人都會說:幹,以國軍的後勤能力和訓練績效,就算有100台便形莖肛....
不出三年不是左腳停用,就是右手欠撥,待料三到五年之後來的八成會是右腳和左手!
變形的功能呢,三不五時就會因為維修人員零件裝反,變到一半就會卡死或是變錯形!
就算把八台拼成一台,在高素質的志願役駕駛操作下,可能常常會跌倒或是飛錯基地吧..
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