當兵一個月以來聽到的精選
1.立正手給我貼好!
2.手會不會貼!
3.眼睛看哪裡!
4.注意還給我動!
5.過太爽是不是啊!
6.各位越來越來散漫了啊!(尾音上揚)
7.各位要記住:是你配合部隊,不是部隊配合你啊!
8.各位給我耳朵拉長,不然你就倒大楣!
9.要講幾次啊!?
10.底下不要給我摳摳摸摸的啊!
11.音量放輕
12.要多久啊?
13.還有5秒。三.兩.么,動作停
14.動作加快!
15.你報什麼東西!重報
16.再講最後一次
17.你在恍忽什麼?
18.是不是?是不是?我問你不會答話啊!
19.一講再講,講不聽。欠修理是不是?
20.各位,積極起來
21.不要碎動
22.各位,我說過要自我要求
23.你莫名其妙!
24.我講話你最好看我啊!
25.懷疑啊!
26.恍忽啊!
27.來多久了!
28.看齊不會是不是?蹲下不會是不是?立正站好不會是不是?碗筷不會拿是不是?
29.各位不要逼我啊!
30.給我當心一點
31.然後咧!不然咧!
32.下次啊,再讓我看到,你就倒大楣
33.所有人動作暫停(準備開幹)
34.停!
35.還慢慢來啊!(開頭為各位或後面)
36.床前就定位站好(就是罰站)
37.會不會!
38.兩兩併肩靠右走好!
39.各位還沒掛階啊!
40.後面的聊起來了啊!
41.不要給我聊天!(通常接第32句)
42.錯了阿~(通常接在37之前)
43.從一早起床就是個錯!錯到晚上還是在錯!
44.亂什麼東西!
45.後面的幹麻
46.各位如果想動作暫停,音量可以再大聲一點沒關係
47.你啊,要站就站好,不要三七步
48.你們連個兵都不如啊!
49.給我十個你笑的理由
50.報告班長,我覺得槍聲不應該是這樣的(噠!噠!噠!)
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