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標題: [外絮] Beasley：我喜歡把屁存起來 晚點再
時間: Sun Oct 21 21:25:53 2012
來源：http://tinyurl.com/c6l2gbz
圖文並茂網誌版：http://sky611713.pixnet.net/blog/post/54287460
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Today In Michael Beasley Is An Enormous Weirdo: “I Like To Fart Sometimes
And Keep It N A Bottle 2 Smell Later”
Beasley說：「我喜歡放屁，而且有時候我還會用罐子存個幾瓶起來，晚點再來吸」
Tipster Tyler C. alerted us to this wonderfully vivid mental image tweeted
(and since deleted) by Michael Beasley. Beasley has indicated that his
account was hacked, but who knows for sure. I suppose it's possible some
rapper really wants the word out that Michael Beasley is a big fan and
doesn't mind that Beasley is a gigantic weirdo who saves his own farts for a
rainy day. If that's so, then, you're welcome!
外國的鄉民Tyler C發現有張生動活潑的推特"推"在Be-Eazy的推特上(事後被刪除了)，
Beasley表示：「我的帳號被盜了！可以幫我收一下簡訊嗎啾咪^_<」
但是誰知到是不是真的被盜XD
不過我想，某些Rapper應該很希望Beasley可以親口說出他是他的大粉絲，
而且壓根不會在意他是不是個會把屁存起來未雨綢繆的怪人吧！
Whatever the case may be, though, let's all have a good long chuckle at the
idea of Michael Beasley sitting in his home sniffing a bottle of fart air. Or
maybe he just keeps it around as a mask for other odors?
好啦，不管真相到底如何，想像Beasly在他家裡不斷嗅著罐子的畫面就足以讓我們笑上半
天了XD
又或者...Beasley偷偷存著他的屁，是要用來掩蓋周圍那些「真正」的氣味...？
Update (5:22 p.m.): Booo. It was his old Kansas State teammate Andre Gilbert
who is now "COMMITTED TO INK. (RECORDING/TATTOO ARTIST)." Still, I don't know
that I want to listen to music vouched for—falsely or otherwise—by fart
collectors.
結果在下午5點22分的時候查證，是Beasley在Kansas的隊友A.Gilbert(後來投身於刺青藝
術的創作)偷偷用Beasley的帳號po文的，哈哈！
Beasley表示：連他自己也不知道他會喜歡去聽那種幫屁收集家寫歌的Rapper們的歌。
整段翻譯都好歡樂阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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