[閒聊] 電燈泡消失
下班跑了兩個地方,收完款剛過八點
回家途經老闆娘的店,看燈還亮著,就想跨進去看看
等看清正跟她一起坐著吃飯的人是誰、想轉身偷溜時,她已經一嗓子喊開來了
我說我我我我外帶!
她說:妳不要浪費碗!快點!去裏面坐!
打擾人家談戀愛是不是會被馬踢死啊……
今晚的速度堪稱豬不停蹄,埋頭苦吃完以迅雷不及掩耳盜鈴之速收拾好碗筷趕緊邊往外走
邊掏錢
結完帳老闆娘笑說,妳今天怎麼吃這麼快!
我說,我是個識相的人……
然後她又笑得跟火雞一樣了
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嘓囉囉囉囉
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幫火雞QQ
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你們怎麼這麼邪惡
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那兩個人看起來很可愛喔XD
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您這麼說我就放心惹
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萬物靜觀皆自得,四時佳興與人同,欸嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿
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大牛比較懶,孩男好是我
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其實沒想那麼多,只是覺得那個氛圍好可愛,結果殺出我這個程咬金XD
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這幾天有沒有吃好料?(摸頭
※ 編輯: mamajustgo (111.71.99.241), 09/22/2017 01:17:28
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