[射惹] 被汙染的水水消失
記得以前看過一個故事
有個容量的測量工具叫做斛,十斗等於一斛
以前官方在收納農民繳交的田賦的時候R,常常要求農民要繳納多少斛的穀物
但衙門裡的貪官,為了中飽私囊,所製作的斛,往往比實際容量還多惹18%
所以農民在家量好的數量,送到衙門就變不夠惹,只不過大家還是敢怒不敢言,只好私底下說: 誰叫你要送到衙斛被占便宜,被吃了活該
南部地區,由於沿著溪水種植的收成比較好,而且離首都較遠,所以中央政府單位管不到地方的衙門
於是這些貪官假造命令,除了用衙斛收田賦之外,還要將家裡面所有的蛋交做補充的稅捐
但收完每家的蛋稅後,貪官們還嫌不夠,還叫人挨家挨戶的去搜查,要是有人家裡還留有剩下來的蛋,就要拖到溪邊處罰
處罰的方法,就是叫那些人趴在溪邊,用斛裝滿溪水灌到他們嘴巴裡
第一次灌完,可憐的農民會把肚子裡的東西連溪水都吐的精光
但是這樣還不夠殘忍,他們還要被灌第二次
第二次灌完之後,連大腸也受不了,上吐下泄,於是把溪水都搞臭惹
PS:上面的字太多惹,可能有人會閱讀困難
簡單整理,就是
衙斛吃人夠夠
剩蛋趴南溪
衙斛內射兩次
南溪從此就臭惹
幫南溪QQ
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