[請益] 為了一支牙刷跟我分手?
今天早上起床刷牙時,發現女友用的獅王牙刷刷毛都外翻了,她是一個很懶的人,應該
說是公主才對,什麼東西都要準備好好的,茶來伸手,飯來張口的那種
生為奴隸的我就只好幫她去買新的牙刷啦,去賣場看到有買一送一的牙刷,剛好我也順便
換一下,隨手一拿就去結帳了,回到家悲劇就發生了!!!
女友習慣吃完飯就刷牙,發現牙刷不見,立馬火冒三丈,就坐在沙發等著奴隸我回來,我
一開門,她直接破口大罵,說有多難聽就有多難聽呀,連樓下樓上的其他住戶都開門來關
注...
我一直道歉,直到公主息怒後,我拿出牙刷來,又招來一頓臭罵,她說:你買這什麼鬼東
西啦,這牙刷是小頭的嗎?,這牙刷是炭纖的嗎?這牙刷是細毛的嗎?用這種牙刷會把我牙
齒刷壞的,連我用怎樣的牙刷都不知道,根本就不關心我呀,不在乎我,我們分手好啦
!!!
請問各位大大們,小弟我該如何是好呀?
要怎麼挽回我家公主呢?
求解~~
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