[心得] 來自一位五迷的道歉╮(′~‵〞)╭
雖然笨到有想切腹的衝動
但自己都快因為自己的愚蠢笑瘋了,決定自首po文....
(請超nice的五迷們不要撻伐我嗚嗚嗚....)
某天,跟五月天搭了同一班飛機回台灣。
雖然八年前才開始喜歡五月天……不算資深的五迷,
但我連在飛機上,都還在看五月天的諾亞方舟演唱會影片
(有圖有真相http://ppt.cc/8jYF)
看過現場了還要看影片,以上行徑聽起來有像迷妹,但是......
大概是每次演唱會都搶不到前面的票,都沒辦法「近距離」看到五月天,導致蠢事發生...
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那天下了飛機,
看見一個戴著帽帽的男子坐在椅子上,
我瞥了他一眼,心想,這嘴巴是怎樣?ω?自以為阿信噢!
才想完,這位ω男抬起頭,我一看,噢,胖胖的,不是阿信,
只是個年輕的大叔,我就頭也不回地走了。
這班飛機還有老蕭,我走在老蕭後面,
通關之後,一位男子微笑地向老蕭點頭,接著對著我微笑點頭,
我也對他微笑點頭,然後我心想:
「這人也太眼熟了吧!如果他不是明星,就是康熙的製作人B2了吧!」
在等行李的時候,一位長得有像王宏恩,但也很像怪獸的人走了過來,
我也跟他微笑點頭,心想,這班飛機是怎樣?
等一下!
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從下飛機到等行李的過程,
我看到了像阿信的人,看到了像怪獸的人,
如果那位長得像B2的人是瑪莎,那麼!
我一轉頭,
看見了剛才那位好像比我印象中的阿信胖一點點點點點點點的阿信,
看到了冠佑跟石頭,噢我的老天爺!
我是白痴嗎我是白痴嗎我是白痴嗎我是白痴嗎
我是白痴嗎我是白痴嗎我是白痴嗎我是白痴嗎
這這這.....根本就是五月天阿!
當時我的情緒複雜至極!
一邊自責沒要個簽名或合照,一邊開心能跟我的愛人們這麼近!
同時又難過我居然一時認不出來!
但又笑抽了覺得自己到底是哪根筋不對居然還能認不出來豈有此理!
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我目送幾位的背影離去,
然後心想自己到底算哪門子五迷阿我的老天爺!
還B2跟王宏恩咧我的老天爺!
什麼大叔阿!每天看還認不出來是哪招阿!
以前搶演唱會的票都在搶假的就是了!
五個人怎麼可以分開走啦吼!
旁邊又幾乎沒人~也沒有大批粉絲包圍(凌晨降落,都睏了)
讓我沒辦法立即指認嗚嗚嗚嗚(太丟臉了,掩面逃跑)
這篇應該...不能算是放閃吧... ●-●a
以後演唱會可以留第一排給我嗎?不然真的看不清楚啦!吼!
五月天,我還是愛你們的!啾啾啾啾啾!(超沒說服力)
俗話說得好,一回生,二回熟,下次我一定能認出來的!
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