[心得] 怪獸葛格你這樣會開心嗎??
鍵盤小妹我在國小教健康教育
期末考也得自己出卷
但這次很多小朋友都很有默契的錯了同一題
http://i.imgur.com/jf7RBy2.jpg
檢討完後,問他們有沒有其他問題,沒想到還是圍在這題打轉
A:老師,怪獸怎麼跟我爸爸一樣老?他跟爸爸不像啊
(這...如果跟你爸爸像,那以後每個月都來開班親會吧)
B:老師,你題目出錯了,手怪獸是什麼?是怪獸手吧? (揮舞爪子抓抓)
我:怪獸是一個人的外號,他會彈吉它。
B:他以前是人,後來變成怪獸嗎?
(......)
C:老師騙人,怪獸明明就很年輕,應該是青少年啊
(好吧,如果怪獸說他是青少年,老師就幫你加分)
D:老師,我想要唱離開地球表面,但是到衝啥小那邊我不會罵髒話,會靜音
(你還是講出來了...不准唱)
同場加映
我們二年級小朋友畫的,Q版公仔圖
她也是小五迷唷,除了去年底高雄諾亞方舟場有去之外
這個月臺中的Just Love It也跟著姑姑嗨全場
http://i.imgur.com/ox31627.jpg
但我總覺得她畫得冠佑長得很像蕃茄勇士
(不知道蕃茄勇士的可以看這裡 http://i.imgur.com/SaYjV15.jpg
)
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