[新聞] 瑪莎用小白兔療傷法養身
創作天團「五月天」的怪獸與現莎.喜歡耍嘴皮爭論「誰比較健康」
愛喝酒的怪獸祭出中醫認證,肝好身體好;而瑪莎從小外食又愛吃肉
4年前得痛風,現在只能喝水、嚼青菜,怪獸一臉得意說:「現在知道誰才是『內腳』吧」
瑪莎得痛風至今原因不明,他歸納可能是從小只愛吃肉、討厭吃青菜、水果,
愛喝汽水、少喝白開水,吃麻辣鍋還把辣湯底喝得一滴不剩,
長期纖維素吸收過少,碳水化合物吃過多,又常工作熬夜,導致體質過度酸性引起痛風
他曾痛到雙手指關節腫大無法彈貝斯、雙腳腫脹無法下床,最後求助醫生打類固醇針止痛
他怕痛風復發,又怕打類固醇傷身,且痛風無法完全根治,只好改掉過往吃肉喝湯的放
縱日子.他自嘲現採「小白兔療法」,催眠自已「吃青菜有助健康,多喝水有助代謝」
偶爾邊吃青菜邊詐難吃,但為了健康,只好清淡過日子。
怪獸喝啤酒以「手」為單位,喝一整箱也面不改色;
他旁聽瑪莎痛風及養身史笑雞,吐槽瑪莎是自找苦吃
他還自豪透露他和朋友看中醫,醫生為他把脈,朋友在旁危言聳聽,
威脅他飲酒過量,肝一定不好,身體一定也爛到爆; 不料醫生最後斷定
「他好好的,沒事」,瑪莎酸溜溜地說:「好啦!看你還能撐多久」
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這是來自這期的時報周ꔊ
請五位大叔好好保重身體吧
往後還有好幾個「十年」要一起渡過
我也想知道如何喝一箱啤酒,還能面不改色
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