[閒聊] 我來講一個故事!
主角1:壞壞狼
主角2:自稱高手!
故事是這樣的!
有一天自稱高手在一個集合眾多閒閒沒事幹的上班族浪費體力的地方。
看到壞壞狼很厲害的樣子。
於是就和壞壞狼上場對打!
但是那種場子有一個規則,就是輸的人要喝酒。
也或許是前面的人對打汗水、淚水噴的滿擂台都是!
這時,自稱高手和壞壞狼上場了。
剛開始,壞壞狼覺得自稱高手的實力實在不怎麼樣。
於是壞壞狼決定先讓他個幾手。
於是自稱高手就來個一輪猛攻!
壞壞狼本來可以招架的住。
說時遲,那時快!
壞壞狼竟然自己踩到不知道是酒水?汗水?還是淚水。
這時自稱高手又剛好一拳過來。
壞壞狼一個不穩,竟然自己跌倒在地上了。
這時時間只剩下一分半鐘。
裁判示意壞壞狼站起來,壞壞狼發現時間不多。
決定認真來結束這個實力懸殊的無聊比賽。
於是................
壞壞狼在幾個重拳,幾個重擊之下。
把自稱高手直接打出場外去了。
直接變成場外KO!
於是壞壞狼就拿下了這場勝利了。
自稱高手後來怕丟臉。
於是對外宣稱壞壞狼的跌倒是他「KO」掉壞壞狼的傑作!
壞壞狼本來想給自稱高手面子不打算提這件事。
但是壞壞狼知道自稱高手亂說話之後。
終於告訴眾人這鐵一般的事實。
後來自稱高手只好夾著尾巴摸摸鼻子不敢再說什麼。
因為實在太丟人了!
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以上只是一個我想出來覺得蠻好玩的對打故事!
以上故事純屬虛構,如有雷同………
絕.對.只.是.一.個.巧.合!
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