[閒聊] 奇怪的規則解釋
看到上面文章有感而發
想到自己在當新手的時候也幹過很多蠢事
那時候雖然有朋友帶,但是也沒有把完整規則教給我
(應該說很難教,只能邊打邊學)
結果就搞出很多天才的解釋..........
Case.1 冬眠
Return all green permanents to their owners' hands.
我:「施放冬眠,把你的樹林全部回手。」
敵:「蛤?(對面瘋了?)」
我:「所有『綠色』的永久物,樹林不是綠色的嗎.....?」
Case.2 天火斷空
Flame Rift deals 4 damage to each player.
我:「施放天火斷空,打你4點」
敵:「OK,不過你也要吃4點。」
我:「蛤?我花兩點魔自己也要吃4點喔?」
敵:「...........」
Case.3 瘟疫噴獸
At the beginning of your upkeep, Plague Spitter deals 1 damage to each
creature and each player.
2/2
我:「維持階段,兩隻瘟疫噴獸效果觸發。」
敵:「OK,雙方都吃2點,你的瘟疫噴獸下去。」
我:「下去?」
敵:「不然勒?你的瘟疫噴獸也受到兩點傷害啦。」
我:「啥......生物的異能可以對它自己造成傷害喔......?」
敵:「................」
(後來才弄懂了each和each other的意思和差別)
Case.4 刺棘元素
You may have Thorn Elemental assign its combat damage as though it weren't
blocked
7/7
我:「宣告刺棘元素攻擊。」
敵:「OK,用刺角卡甫和焰舌卡甫阻擋。」
我:「OK,兩邊都死,然後刺棘元素對你造成7點傷害。」
敵:「啥?你只能選一個吧。」
我:「可是它說『我可以讓它視同未受阻擋般造成傷害啊』,所以你擋了還是要受傷」
敵:「...............」
Case.5 反擊咒語
Counter target spell.
我:「這張牌是做什麼用的?」
敵:「就......可以反擊任何一張咒語。」
我:「什麼是反擊?」
敵:「反擊就是直接弄死一個咒語。」
我:「什麼是咒語?」
敵:「就是......(指向他的卡甫)當它在使用中的時候就是咒語。」
我:「是喔?那我施放反擊咒語殺死你的卡甫,這樣這張會不會太強?」
敵:「............................」
心得:
還好我都是跟認識的人邊打邊學.........
這些事情差不多都是我學三個月內發生的事吧
只能說,沒有人教實在不好入門的遊戲@@
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