[閒聊] 球探報告的形容詞

看板MLB作者WillWaiting (Creep)時間8年前 (2016/01/08 09:57)推噓36(36推 0噓 5→)

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剛剛翻2015的Baseball Prospectus 翻到Juan Jaime的評價裡面有一句話超好笑而且也不知道作者怎麼想的 He throws the ball as hard as anyone on the continent, but would walk Wang Zhizhi on five pitches. 他會在五顆球內四壞保送王治郅 XDDDD 結果真的這季被叫上來1.1局4個四壞而且為什麼是用王治郅不是姚明啊想都想不透啊 Juan Jaime的整段評價 The new Carlos Marmol? Nah— Marmol had a knockout secondary offering. Jaime is a better thought than machine. He throws the ball as hard as anyone on the continent, but would walk Wang Zhizhi on five pitches. Know how Atlanta’s instructors are renowned for helping pitchers find their control? Jaime is about to enter his fourth season with the organization and his walk rate has increased in each. It’s possible for wild relievers to succeed— e.g. A.J. Ramos or Alex Torres— but Jaime takes the formula to such an extreme that he’s the Yeezus of pitchers: You’ll either love him or hate him, but there’s nothing else like him. 作者是多討厭勇士農場跟Jaime啊XD 各位在球探報告裡看過什麼好笑的評語啊 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 128.42.93.39 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/MLB/M.1452218231.A.B26.html

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找到了更好笑的XDD Craig Ryburn的球探經典套路三句形容詞:簡潔有力,模糊不清,好棒的肉體 http://www.pointsincase.com/articles/greatest-minor-league-baseball-scout Soft hands. Electric arm. Possibly a neo-Nazi... but great body. Great body. 柔軟的手,快速的臂,可能是新納粹....但很好很好的肉體 Good burst. Quick bat. Most likely uncircumcised... but great body. Great body. 很好的暴發力,揮棒快速,可能還沒割包皮...但很好很好的肉體 Fantastic range. Jeter-like leadership. Hits multiple women... but great body. Great body. 驚奇的範圍,基特般的領袖氣質,搞很多女人...但很好很好的肉體 Good nose for the ball. Excellent bat speed. Looks like Jose Mesa... but great body. Great body. 天生球感,極優揮棒速度,長的像Mesa...但很好很好的肉體 Excellent 60-yard time. Looks natural out on the field. Sucks ass at Mario Kart ... but great body. Great body. 60碼衝刺極佳,天生打球料,打馬莉歐賽車很爛....但很好很好的肉體 Good plate coverage. Sees the ball well out of the pitcher's hand. Can correctly identify only four state capitals... but great body. Great body. Superb body. 打擊框很大,能清楚看投手出手點,只能正確回答四個州的首府...但很好很好的肉體 ※ 編輯: WillWaiting (96.93.71.126), 01/08/2016 11:56:59 ※ 編輯: WillWaiting (96.93.71.126), 01/08/2016 11:57:45

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※ 編輯: WillWaiting (96.93.71.126), 01/08/2016 12:00:16

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