[閒聊] 西瓜的噢打單

看板MLB作者 (傻黑)時間10年前 (2014/07/04 11:45), 10年前編輯推噓14(1402)
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Joe Maddon makes Rays lineup '867-5309' to honor Tommy Tutone's 'Jenny' Tommy Tutone, you probably don't know Joe Maddon, but you make him so happy. Maddon, the manager of the Tampa Bay Rays who is known for trying thoughtful gimmicks that might break up the monotony of the long Major League Baseball season, has turned to '80s pop music in order to give his lineup a fresh look. His batting order Thursday against the Detroit Tigers is patterned after Tutone's "867-5309/Jenny" singles-bar anthem, a No. 1 hit in 1982 that's still an earwig to this day. I know you think it's like the other Rays lineups before — most of them have not been good, and they rank in the lower third in runs scored in the league. But perhaps this one will have a certain ring to it and they'll score against Max Scherzer and friends in Motown. In baseball, players are assigned numbers based on their defensive position. "1" is the pitcher, "2" is the catcher, "3" is the first baseman, "4" is the second baseman, "5" is the third baseman and "6" is the shortstop. The outfielders, from left to right, are "7-8-9." The designated hitter doesn't get a number (he doesn't play defense!) so "0" works for him. Here's how it plays out on Maddon's lineup card: Maddon also should say that he wanted to try this lineup already, but he had lost his nerve until now. He certainly has a disturbed imagination, too. Of course, it's easy to pick nits by saying that Maddon's 867-5309 theme only has seven numbers and a baseball lineup has nine (10 including the pitcher in American League games). So while it's clever and awesome and even radical, dude, it's incomplete by two and not sustainable for victory. He's leaving out the catcher and the second baseman. But who's ever heard of a hit song that goes "867-5309-24"? You might connect with Uganda by dialing that. It also could be a typical White Sox rundown. No thank 西瓜噢打單又有新創舉.... 註 867-5309/Jenny是1982年 排行榜第一名的金曲 http://0rz.tw/rZyWD -- blacklittle 3B 1B 這傢伙 在他的生涯中 有機會成為不錯的邊角內野手 但須克服脆弱的身體 避免成為DL常客 他仍有空間提升他平庸的打擊爆發力 但仍舊無法造成全壘打威脅 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 24.44.94.74 ※ 文章網址: http://www.ptt.cc/bbs/MLB/M.1404445529.A.3C3.html ※ 編輯: blacklittle (24.44.94.74), 07/04/2014 11:49:31

07/04 11:47, , 1F
歡樂光芒~ XD
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07/04 11:49, , 2F
XDDDD 創意西瓜
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07/04 11:50, , 3F
下次可以試試看圓周率打線?
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07/04 11:51, , 4F
圓周率1一下就重複了
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07/04 11:51, , 5F
可惜不能honor 7533967
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07/04 11:52, , 6F
西瓜:墊底有墊底的玩法 ^^
07/04 11:52, 6F
blacklittle:轉錄至看板 Baseball 07/04 11:54

07/04 11:58, , 7F
簽名檔是mvp2005嗎?
07/04 11:58, 7F

07/04 12:14, , 8F
怎能不愛80s!
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07/04 12:32, , 9F
重複可跳過阿
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07/04 12:53, , 10F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/04 13:20, , 11F
...........
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07/04 13:59, , 12F
簽名檔不是mvp2005的scout嗎XD
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07/04 14:27, , 13F
好懷念mvp2005
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07/04 15:43, , 14F
I got your number on the wall~~~~~天啊這首歌超逗的
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07/04 15:48, , 15F
mvp2005 淚推...
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07/04 16:44, , 16F
Ready? One two three, fire!
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