[討論] Derek Jeter尋職廣告-美國鄉民版

看板MLB作者 (2010AL冠軍遊騎兵)時間13年前 (2010/12/03 18:14), 編輯推噓51(51推 0噓 7→)
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New York, NY – The Derek Jeter saga took another unusual twist on Wednesday, after the free agent Yankee captain placed a personal ad on Craigslist.com, outlining that he is ‘totally available’ for teams in the market for subpar defense, average hitting, and highlighted that he would be willing to fill that position for only $25 million/year. 美國鄉民惡搞~~DJ在網站上登了一則求職廣告，他一年只要25M鎂，低於一般平均的防守， 普通的打擊，給需要補強游擊手位置的球隊 The ad was placed in the ‘general labor’ jobs section, as the ‘washed up aging superstar seeking absurd contract’ tab was full. The ad begins: Aging shortstop with below average range, average hitter coming off worst season of career. Willing to play for $25 million/year - Hard worker, especially when grossly overpaid - Great leader, with a willingness to eat up as much payroll as possible - Highly motivated by winning, and even more so by $25 million - Experience receiving large sums of money for no apparent reason - Willingness to jump while throwing the ball, no matter how unnecessary - All-time Major League leader in intangibles - Not A-Rod *認真的工作者，特別是過度的overpaid時 *很棒的領導者，且願意極盡所能的領到高額薪資 *對勝利有很高的動力，因此需要25M鎂 *沒有任何理由獲得大筆金錢方面很有經驗 *當接到球時願意去跳傳，不管有多麼不必要 *intangibles(觸摸不到的; 無形的, 無實體的)方面是美國職棒All-time Leader *不是A-Rod!! Talks between Jeter and the Yankees broke down last week after the Yankees were unable to obtain the necessary spaceship required to meet Jeter in whichever universe it is where he’s worth $25 million. The 11-time all-star also posted an ad in the ‘lost-found’ section for his missing cat, Binkie. 新聞來源: http://www.ff-press.com/derek-jeter-places-ad-on-craigslist-6.html 無意間看到的，美國鄉民果然是非常酸，笑笑就好，不必太認真看待XDDDD 反正他一定會回到洋基~~ -- 2010 Texas Rangers Postseason Franchise Roster (SP)Cliff Lee (C)Benjie Molina (1B)Mitch Moreland (2B)Ian Kinsler (SS)Elvis Andrus (3B)Michael Young (LF)David Murphy (CF)Josh Hamilton (RF)Nelson Cruz (DH)Vladimir Guerrero (SP)C.J. Wilson (SP)Colby Lewis (CL)Neftali Feliz (RP)Darren O'Day (RP)Darren Oliver (SP)Derek Holland (RP)Alexi Ogando (RP)Michael Kirkman (C)Matt Treanor (OF)Julio Borbon -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 210.243.5.253
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12/03 18:16, , 1F
酸爆了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/03 18:17, , 2F
給予酸度滿分的評價XDDDDDD
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12/03 18:17, , 3F
超酸XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/03 18:19, , 4F
Not A-Rod XD
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12/03 18:23, , 5F
第二點是不是說 極盡所能的吃球隊的薪資預算xd
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12/03 18:28, , 6F
這麼酸,DerekPeter表示:
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12/03 18:29, , 7F
如果這樣也能領到25m鎂~那兔肉可真是超值了...
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12/03 18:31, , 8F
XD
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XD
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XDD
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12/03 18:45, , 11F
第五點 XDD
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12/03 18:53, , 12F
XDDDDDDDD
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12/03 19:29, , 13F
Not A-Rod XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/03 19:30, , 14F
XD
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12/03 19:35, , 15F
第五點超好笑的XDDDDD
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12/03 19:47, , 16F
反正到最後洋基還是會買帳…　紐約之王四年60M別太意外唷
12/03 19:47, 16F
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12/03 19:51, , 17F
當接到球時願意去跳傳，不管有多麼不必要 XDD
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12/03 19:53, , 18F
第三點是"被勝利高度驅動 而25M的驅動力則更高"
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12/03 19:55, , 19F
高度驅動好怪...前面那一句比較喜歡原po的翻譯
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12/03 20:11, , 20F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/03 20:14, , 21F
Jeter:多用點招牌姿勢傳球回饋球迷有錯嗎?
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12/03 20:25, , 22F
第五點超好笑XD
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12/03 20:29, , 23F
天下酸民一般樣XD
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12/03 20:43, , 24F
這PH值是負值
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十顆檸檬～　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ
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12/03 20:58, , 26F
乾...超酸.第5點讓我笑了好久.lol
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12/03 21:06, , 27F
XDDDD
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12/03 21:07, , 28F
原來他的DP還不足以被酸@@
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12/03 21:14, , 29F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/03 21:17, , 30F
XD
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12/03 21:21, , 31F
◢▆▅▄▃崩╰(〒皿〒)╯潰▃▄▅▇◣
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12/03 21:23, , 32F
XD 我國酸民程度還得多努力呀
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12/03 21:50, , 33F
對勝利有很高的動力，在有25M鎂時尤然
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12/03 22:07, , 34F
第三點應該是:對勝利有很高的動力,對25M鎂有更高的動力!!!
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12/03 22:08, , 35F
原來不只我發現翻譯的小瑕疵了 >_<
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12/03 22:10, , 36F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/03 22:20, , 37F
給樓樓上:很高興幫我翻得更好，因為我自己翻的也怪怪的
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12/03 22:20, , 38F
本篇值5顆大檸檬!!!
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12/03 22:21, , 39F
PH值夠低www
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※ waderu:轉錄至看板 NY-Yankees 12/03 22:21
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借轉NYY
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^___________________________________________________^
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12/03 22:48, , 42F
對勝利有很高的動力,但仍比不上有25M鎂時
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12/03 22:53, , 43F
超爆笑...Not A-rod..囧
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12/03 22:55, , 44F
有夠酸 真是好文
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12/03 22:55, , 45F
當接到球時願意去跳傳，不管有多麼不必要.........
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12/03 22:56, , 46F
XD
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12/03 23:01, , 47F
跳傳那點後勁挺強的 XDDDD
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12/03 23:15, , 48F
看來Jeter是玩神族的，很喜歡躍傳XD Derek Jeter已經抵達~
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12/03 23:25, , 49F
我覺得kee翻得比較好 XDDD
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超酸 XDD
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哈哈
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XD
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12/04 01:28, , 53F
Jeter:我回來領錢
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12/04 01:45, , 54F
Jeter:這個球員將進行勒索
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/04 11:02, , 57F
酸度滿分！
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12/04 22:07, , 58F
第六點有點銀魂style的吐槽感
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