[翻譯] Baseball's races aren't just about p …

看板MLB作者 (supergary)時間16年前 (2008/05/05 20:20), 編輯推噓30(3005)
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http://0rz.tw/ab3WR Let's wake up, everybody! Games in April count every bit as much as games in August and September. And yes, we have big races going on that we can follow throughout the season. Take a look: 各位打起精神來!四月份的比賽和八月或九月的比賽一樣精采。是的,這個球季還有精采 的比賽即將進行,我們來瞧一瞧: Washington vs. Washington New ballpark be damned, the Washington Nationals are still a horrible ballclub. Their record, like their hips, don't lie. The Washington Nationals are 9-17, the same record as their opponents in this matchup, the Ron Washington-led Texas Rangers. Each team can brag about shaky pitching and poor clutch hitting, but only the Rangers can own their club record for most losses in April. The previous high of 15 happened three times. The 2008 Rangers also matched the 1982 squad for the worst start after 23 games since the team moved to Texas in 1972. Here's a race to watch all season long or until Ron Washington loses his job, whichever comes first. 不只新球場糟透了,華盛頓國民隊也仍然是一支表現不佳的球隊。戰績是騙不了人的。9 勝17敗戰績和由Ron Washington帶領的德州遊騎兵隊一樣遭糕。每支球隊都可以怪罪不穩 定的投球表現,或是不佳的關鍵時刻打擊能力,但是只有遊騎兵隊創下隊史四月份最多敗 的紀錄。之前的最多敗紀錄是15場,曾發生過3次。2008年的遊騎兵隊也追平球隊自1972 年移至德州後的開季前23場最差成績。我們可以觀察整個球季兩支球隊誰的戰績會比較爛 ,不過也許Ron Washington會先丟掉他的工作。 Joe vs. Joe While neither Joe is faring as poorly as Tom Hanks in "Joe Versus the Volcano," you know that I'm not the only one tracking the Joe Torre Dodgers versus the Joe Girardi Yankees. As of this date, it's the Yankees at 14-13 over LA, 12-13. 兩位Joe都不像湯姆漢克在電影"Joe Versus the Volcano(跳火山的人)"中一樣可憐,但 是你知道我向大多數人一樣持續追蹤觀察道奇隊的Joe Torre與洋基隊的Joe Girardi之間 的競爭。目前為止,洋基隊以14勝13敗小贏道奇隊的12勝13敗。 Manny vs. Junior When you mention Manny Ramirez you must acknowledge that most of the time it results in Manny versus reality, but in the case I have him in a home run milestone duel. Manny and his 496 homers versus Junior Griffey and his 597 homers. Who will reach his respective milestone first? 當你想到Manny Ramirez時,大部分時候應該都是想到錢,但是在這裡我要提到的是他的 全壘打里程碑。Manny已經打出496支全壘打,Griffey Jr.則有597支,誰會先達到各自的 全壘打里程碑呢? Manny versus Manny Last season Manny had career lows with 20 homers and 88 RBI. I say the 2008 version of Manny (the one in a contract year) has those numbers by the All-Star break. 上個球季Manny只打出了20支全壘打與88分打點。我認為2008年球季 (合約年) 的Manny在 明星賽前就能打出相同的成績。 Phil Hughes vs. Ian Kennedy vs. Clay Buchholz Yes, there must be at least one Yankees/Red Sox rivalry going on, and this seems like as good a one as any. Here are three pitchers who are not quite ready to pitch in the majors throwing for teams that feel that their offenses are good enough to compensate. So far, Phil Hughes is 0-3 with a 7.85 ERA; Ian Kennedy is 0-2 with a 8.53 ERA; and, the clear leader, Clay Buchholz, is 1-2 with a 4.08 ERA. 是的,至少得有一項洋基與紅襪間的競爭持續進行。有三位投手似乎還沒準備好在大聯盟 投球。他們的投球表現還沒有讓球團感到滿意。目前Phil Hughes的成績為0勝3敗,防禦 率7.85;Ian Kennedy則是0勝2敗,防禦率8.53。明顯表現較佳的Clay Buchholz則是1勝2 敗,防禦率4.08。 Frank Thomas vs. Jason Giambi Frank is back in Oakland, which means this battle of the over-the-hills can resume. The Big Hurt is hitting .197 with 3 homers and 14 RBIa while Jason "I'm so sorry" Giambi has five homers and 11 RBIs with a .167 batting average. Saying goodbye to this contest is David "Big Papi" Ortiz, who is now up to .177 with four homers and 20 RBIs. Frank重返大聯盟加入奧克蘭運動家隊,這代表了走下坡的競賽將繼續上演。重傷害打出 .197打擊率,3支全壘打與14分打點,Jason "I'm so sorry" Giambi的成績則是.167打擊 率,5支全壘打與11分打點。首先脫離這場競爭的是老爹David Ortiz,他的打擊率上升至 .177,並擁有4支全壘打與20分打點。 Tampa Bay vs. Disney World This is so one-sided, I can't imagine why the Rays just don't pick up and move to David Archuleta Land (that's a shout out to "American Idol" fans on your way to crowning the whiniest and most annoying dull singer since Bobby Goldsboro). After sweeping the Jays, the Rays are now 6-0 in the House of the Mouse. The attendance for the series finale was 9,540, the largest crowd of the three games this year. That brought the total for the series against the Blue Jays to 26,798 — 119 fewer fans than last year's set here against the Rangers. On top of that, Toronto's Alex Rios was ejected during in of the game's against Tampa Bay when he slung his bat and slammed his batting helmet to the ground after striking out. His words deeply offended Snow White. 我個人無法理解光芒隊為什麼不搬到David Archuleta Land(American Idol的影迷想要讓 愛抱怨又惹人厭的David Archuleta在Bobby Goldboro之後成為獲勝的歌星)。在橫掃藍鳥 隊之後,光芒隊在迪士尼運動中心的戰績來到了6勝0敗。系列賽的最後一場比賽觀眾人數 為9540人,面對藍鳥隊的三場比賽進場人數是今年度最多的26798 人,只比去年在這裡面 對遊騎兵隊的系列賽少了19人而已。多倫多藍鳥隊的Alex Rios在這個系列賽中被驅逐出 場,由於他在被三振後將球棒與打擊頭盔重重的摔在地上,並且說話激怒了裁判。 John Gibbons vs. the Toronto Blue Jays' record Scott Rolen can't come back fast enough to help Gibbons, who is in the last year of his contract. Scott Rolen無法及時回到球隊給予Gibbsons一些幫助,今年是Gibbons合約的最後一年。 Stephen vs. J.D. (a.k.a. Nancy) Drew The Drew brothers, the Hardy Boys of baseball, are always a fun rivalry. Stephen, at short for the Diamondbacks, has three homers, eight RBIs and is hitting .272. Nancy, playing right field for the Red Sox, has three homers, 13 RBI and is hitting .273. In case you are curious, J.D.'s full name is David Jonathan Drew — no joke, or as he says, "joke no." 熱血的棒球男孩,Drew兄弟之間的競爭總是令人感興趣。擔任響尾蛇隊游擊手的Stephen 打出3支全壘打,8分打點與.272打擊率,擔任紅襪隊右外 野手的Nancy則有3支全壘打, 13分打點與.273打擊率。J.D.的全名是David Jonathan Drew,這不是開玩笑的,或者像 他說的:"別開別人玩笑。" Eric Gagne vs. Manny Corpas This was a great race between two closers to see who can accumulate the most blown saves. They were tied at four apiece before Corpas was demoted. 這又是另一個有趣的競爭,看看兩位終結者誰能累計最多的救援失敗。在Corpas降為中繼 投手前兩個人都各有4次救援失敗。 B.J. Upton vs. Justin Upton B.J. is hitting .289 with two homers, 18 RBIs and four stolen bases. Justin Upton is way in the lead here with five homers, 14 RBIs and a .323 batting average (zero stolen bases). B.J.'s given name is Melvin Emmanuel Upton; I don't want to know how he got his nickname. B.J. Upton目前打出.289打擊率,兩支全壘打,18分打點與4次盜壘成功,Justin則表現 較佳,有5支全壘打,14分打點與.323打擊率(0次盜壘成功)。B.J.的本名叫做Melvin Emmanuel Upton; 我不想知道他的綽號是怎麼來的。 Detroit Tigers vs. 1,000 runs For those of you had picked the Tigers to generate a 1,000-run offense, you must be pretty worried. Well, as long as there are pitching staffs like that of the Texas Rangers, there is always hope. Detroit is up to 130 runs in 26 games, while the Diamondbacks lead all teams in scoring with 153. 那些認為老虎隊本季能攻得1000分的人現在應該很擔心。但是如果對手的投手都表現的和 德州遊騎兵堆隊一樣差的話,那麼還是有希望的。老虎隊在26場比賽得到130分。響尾蛇 隊則得到了領先全聯盟的153分。 Brandon Webb vs. Barry Zito Can Webb actually win more games than Zito loses? Webb has six wins and Zito has six losses. This should be great. Brandon的勝場數有辦法超過Zito的敗場數嘛?Webb目前6勝,Zito則是6敗,這將會很有看 頭。 Cubs vs. White Sox The first place White Sox are 14-10. The first place Cubs are 16-9. May 23, 2004 is the last time the Cubs and White Sox were in first place at the same time this late into the season. The last time these teams met in the Series? In 1906, when the White Sox topped the Cubs, 4 game to 2. 排名分區第一的白襪隊目前戰績是14勝10敗,另一支排名第一的小熊隊則是16勝9敗。上 一次白襪與小熊隊同時排名分區第一已經是2004年5月23日的事了。那上一次兩隊在世界 大賽碰面是什麼時候呢?1906年時,白襪以4勝2敗擊敗小熊隊。 NHL Playoffs vs. Apathy Who cares? Really, who cares? 誰會在意呢?說真的,誰會在意呢? -- Gary says... http://www.gary711.net http://gary711.idv.st -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 118.171.160.52 ※ 編輯: supergary 來自: 118.171.160.52 (05/05 20:21) ※ 編輯: supergary 來自: 221.169.150.114 (05/05 20:27)

05/05 20:23, , 1F
比勝敗投那個很賤
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05/05 20:25, , 2F
道奇才12勝?!
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05/05 20:26, , 3F
雞頭..哭哭
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※ 編輯: supergary 來自: 221.169.150.114 (05/05 20:28)

05/05 20:28, , 4F
Zito不是調到牛棚了?應該沒機會超越Webb了...
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05/05 20:29, , 5F
不一定喔!搞不好累積的更快
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05/05 20:32, , 6F
這篇太讚了 XD
05/05 20:32, 6F

05/05 20:34, , 7F
調到牛棚後練功才快吧
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05/05 20:36, , 8F
冰球徹底被DORORO化....好歹現在是NHL季後賽XD
05/05 20:36, 8F

05/05 20:37, , 9F
雞頭被拿來消遣了 哭哭
05/05 20:37, 9F

05/05 20:38, , 10F
至少他賺翻了 XD
05/05 20:38, 10F

05/05 20:41, , 11F
Jason "I'm so sorry" Giambi XD 雞頭也很酸呀
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05/05 20:44, , 12F
Blow Job Upton (逃
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05/05 20:50, , 13F
這篇酸到暴..XDD
05/05 20:50, 13F

05/05 20:53, , 14F
這篇超機車的XD
05/05 20:53, 14F

05/05 20:55, , 15F
poor Zito QQ
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05/05 20:55, , 16F
華盛頓的新球場為什麼很爛啊?絕地豬為啥叫Nancy?
05/05 20:55, 16F

05/05 20:58, , 17F
Buchholz目前已經是2勝2敗 ERA 3.71
05/05 20:58, 17F

05/05 21:15, , 18F
Jason "I'm so sorry" Giambi 看到時整個噗出來...
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05/05 21:15, , 19F
國民和條子在四月底都打出四連勝...
05/05 21:15, 19F

05/05 21:17, , 20F
B J.....XDDDDDDD 靠北
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05/05 21:18, , 21F
這篇真的有夠酸 XDXD
05/05 21:18, 21F

05/05 21:23, , 22F
B.J那邊超靠杯 XDDDDD
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05/05 21:25, , 23F
"我不想知道他這綽號怎來的"
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05/05 21:40, , 24F
有人可以解釋一下BJ的梗嗎?
05/05 21:40, 24F

05/05 21:44, , 25F
blow job
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05/05 21:45, , 26F
BJ = 咬....
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05/05 21:46, , 27F
Snow White的梗是哪來的?
05/05 21:46, 27F

05/05 21:56, , 28F
我看到BJ最後一行整個大笑XDDDDDDDD
05/05 21:56, 28F

05/05 22:13, , 29F
blow job Up bottom XD
05/05 22:13, 29F

05/05 22:59, , 30F
Upton爸的外號叫Bossman 於是哥哥就變成了Bossman
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05/05 23:00, , 31F
Junior...B.J的外號是這樣來的 別想太多
05/05 23:00, 31F

05/05 23:21, , 32F
真的
05/05 23:21, 32F

05/05 23:27, , 33F
樓樓上專業!!! 推這篇,很有趣,之前我也寫過兄弟檔的
05/05 23:27, 33F

05/05 23:27, , 34F
剛好也是討論Drew兄弟和Upton兄弟XD
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