[閒聊] Reddit: EU vs NA 垃圾話
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就.......垃圾話ヽ( ゚ ∀ 。)ノ
[+] 誰送的頭會比較多? TRICK 或 SVEN?
[-] "如果你什麼事情都不做,你就不會送頭。" ─ G2 Trick
[-] 選努努唯一的功用,就是把對面的打野搞得跟你一樣醬油。
當 Trick 的對手是 SVEN,Trick 根本什麼事都不用作,就能達到同樣的效果。
[-] 也許 Trick 可以幫 SVEN 解套。
SVEN 的送頭,帶給對面優勢,但努努可以確保優勢一點用都沒有。
[-] 你有看昨天的 Trick 努努嗎? 兩個都是擅長送給對面優勢的打野。
[+] 當這兩個打野同時出現在場上,舞廳努努(Disco Nunu)變成一個有競爭力的選項
[-] 讓 PORNSTAR ZILEAN 感到驕傲吧!
(*PORNSTAR ZILEAN : EUW 的一個惡質玩家,擅長達瑞文,Dicso Nunu的發明者。
天梯上只要達瑞文選不到/被選走/不爽,就會選努努配淨化/洞察(以前)or鬼步
跟在隊友後面尾行或跳舞,號稱歐版Tyler1)
[+] 拜託來個人告訴 Trick 現在還不是 MSI 的慶功宴 (afterparty)
[+] SVEN 將達成被 Lv.2 努努擊殺的偉大成就。
[+] 今晚的觀戰重點 : Twitch 的聊天室垃圾話
[+] 如果 SVEN 每死一次, TSM 可以賺一美金
TSM已經有足夠的錢,去買一個更好的打野了。
[-] 可能還需要該死的 5.5 K ("5.5 fucking K")
(H2K Rich 與 SVEN 的薪資談判的對話紀錄中,這樣說:
"You need to tell me yes or no now, 5 point 5 fucking K dude"
意即"一個月5.5K的薪水,要就來,不要拉倒"
後來就變成一個關於SVEN的梗)
[-] 5.5 K 應該夠讓 CLG 請得起 XMITHIE
他一樣會送頭,但這價碼最好的表現就這樣了 (* CLG一個中槍)
[+] ZVEN 將會向外卡隊伍展示真正的 ADC 是什麼樣子
[-] Trick 和 SVEN 會向大家展示真正的打野不該是什麼樣子
[-] SVEN 會閃現到對面的野區,確保自己會死。
[-] 更快
[-] 有效率
[-] 有助益
[-] 過程流暢
[-] 撼動人心
[+] Wildturtle 要向 Hauntzer 展示該怎麼幫隊伍吸收傷害
[+] 你為什麼要在標題上擺三個垃圾(Trash)? [原串標題: EU vs NA Trashtalk]
[-] 因為第四個是 Liquid (*中槍啦~)
[+] MSI 系列賽最爛的打野對抗賽。
參賽者 : 毫無存在感與作為的Trick vs 不停到對面野區送頭的SVEN
[-] 所以 SVEN 今晚會跑到對面的野區,然後被藍 BUFF 打死。
[+] MY BELLY IS FAT 我肚子超肥
MY BRAIN HAS DELAY 我腦子超廢
YOU GUESSED IT RIGHT 你猜得沒錯
I'M FROM NA 我來自NA
[+] 這場比中只有三個 NA 選手,儘管 SVEN 已經很努力的扮成NA選手了
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全部都是大寫,看得我頭好痛
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